The feeling that plagues art students when they realize all the work they have ever done is postmodern and not as awesomely original as they first thought. They may find themselves thinking, "How can I do something that's not postmodern?" Which is sadly the most postmodern move they could make because postmodernism is a critique of previous art movements and or cultural phenomena.
girl 1: aw man I just realized the dress I decorated with smiley faces from those plastic bags I collected is sooo postmodern.
girl 2: Yeah analyzing the facial differences of the smiley faces found of a common place consumer product is pretty postmodern I would say
girl 1: what do I do to not be postmodern then?
girl 2: Sadly there is nothing you can do. But on the bright side at least your not a hipster who is oblivious to how postmodern all their unoriginal art is. Don't get into postmodern depression now cheer up!
girl 1: Postmodernism sucks man but I love it at the same time :(
girl 2: Yeah analyzing the facial differences of the smiley faces found of a common place consumer product is pretty postmodern I would say
girl 1: what do I do to not be postmodern then?
girl 2: Sadly there is nothing you can do. But on the bright side at least your not a hipster who is oblivious to how postmodern all their unoriginal art is. Don't get into postmodern depression now cheer up!
girl 1: Postmodernism sucks man but I love it at the same time :(
by dangercat June 25, 2010
Get the postmodern depression mug.Age Regression is a completely non-sexual coping mechanism. There are people that intentionally regress to deal with heavy stress and stuff, and there are people that involuntarily regress, too. If typing, some regressors may type more like this: "Hewwo! Is *name*, and I is *insert young age*! Is nice meets you!"
Person 1: Why is *insert person* acting so immature, like a child?
Person 2: Oh, that's because they use Age Regression, or agere, to cope with issues they are having!
Person 2: Oh, that's because they use Age Regression, or agere, to cope with issues they are having!
by That_Dumbass March 2, 2022
Get the Age Regression mug.When a person does not play Call Of Duty for extended periods of time.
Symptoms may include: Sleepless nights, crying in corners, and COD dreams. In more severe cases usually 2+ weeks without COD, a person might start to think their reality is Call Of Duty. They may think a broom is a Barrett .50 Cal or a butter knife is a melee knife.
Symptoms may include: Sleepless nights, crying in corners, and COD dreams. In more severe cases usually 2+ weeks without COD, a person might start to think their reality is Call Of Duty. They may think a broom is a Barrett .50 Cal or a butter knife is a melee knife.
Mom: I am taking away your Call Of Duty!
Kid: No mom you can't! I don't want Call Of Duty Depression!
Mom: What?
Kid: Sorry mom I wont be able to sleep and I will have bad dreams about COD.
Mom: What?
Kid: YOU CAN PREVENT THIS HORRIBLE THING FROM HAPPENING MOM!
Kid: No mom you can't! I don't want Call Of Duty Depression!
Mom: What?
Kid: Sorry mom I wont be able to sleep and I will have bad dreams about COD.
Mom: What?
Kid: YOU CAN PREVENT THIS HORRIBLE THING FROM HAPPENING MOM!
by ORRZ24 December 18, 2010
Get the Call Of Duty Depression mug.1. A condition in which someone is so in love with a game, movie, etc. that they wish they could live in the fictional universe that game or movie takes place in and are brought down by the realization than they can not.
2. A condition in which someone is so in love with a game, movie, etc. that they wish they could be the central character of that piece of media, and are disapointed thinking their lives suck in comparison.
(Common causes): Avatar (film), Mass Effect, D&D, WOW, Star Trek.
2. A condition in which someone is so in love with a game, movie, etc. that they wish they could be the central character of that piece of media, and are disapointed thinking their lives suck in comparison.
(Common causes): Avatar (film), Mass Effect, D&D, WOW, Star Trek.
1.
Guy 1: Hey dude whats wrong?
Guy 2: I was just thinking, nothing seems to come close to being as amazing as anything on Pandora.
Guy 1: I think you may be suffering from a bad case of Avatar nerd depression.
2.
Guy 1: Hey dude can you cover for me at work?
Guy 2: Commander Shepard doesnt have to cover for his Co-workers! He saves the galaxy then sleeps with Tali!
Guy 1: Holy shit dude calm down! looks like you got a bad case of Mass Effect nerd depression.
Guy 1: Hey dude whats wrong?
Guy 2: I was just thinking, nothing seems to come close to being as amazing as anything on Pandora.
Guy 1: I think you may be suffering from a bad case of Avatar nerd depression.
2.
Guy 1: Hey dude can you cover for me at work?
Guy 2: Commander Shepard doesnt have to cover for his Co-workers! He saves the galaxy then sleeps with Tali!
Guy 1: Holy shit dude calm down! looks like you got a bad case of Mass Effect nerd depression.
by Lord Scrambles February 21, 2010
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by The Huerta Chicks January 15, 2009
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by Sarah Wides October 3, 2008
Get the Recession Depression mug.the feeling of loss and desire to return to a college setting after one has either transfered or graduated.
Tim, I think I have Post Collegiate Depression, I want to go back to Penn State, I don't want my life to start yet.
by tradewind September 4, 2006
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