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pirate patch

the triangle of fabric in the back of thong underwear, referred to when it peeks out of the top of a woman's pants, named as such because of the two srings holding it up and the fact that it covers
"the brown eye"
she's not that hot but I can't help but look every time she bends over I find myself staring right at her pirate patch
by storkwood March 23, 2009
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soul patch

A patch of hair located under the bottom lip that, when in combination with
A)shirt and tie,
B)long unkempt hair,
C)tinted glasses,
D)a turtleneck,

is an indication that its wearer is

A) a young graduate to the creative arts industry, who has gotten disillusioned with how institutionalised his profession has gotten, and wishes to mount one last stand against being assimilated as an office drone. But is oblivious to the fact that he actually appears to be gay.

B) a sloppy shaver who uses phrases like 'carefully chosen image' and 'personal statement' as excuses to neglect his personal hygiene. But is oblivious to the fact that his efforts are in vain because he really just looks gay.

C) a man who is undergoing mid-life crises and is trying desperately to relive the days of his youth, in need of something that will make him feel young again. However, also oblivious to the fact that it really just makes him look gay.

D) gay.
Jean stroked his soul patch in appreciation, as his eyes travelled the length of the shapely body belonging to the elegant lady standing in his shop. Finally, he announced, "I sink you will find zat that zis red dress here, I love it -so- much!!, yes, zis dress is ze one for you, darlink. Look at ze needlework! C'est divine!"
by The Irritated Giraffe January 6, 2007
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Brinsley patch

The patch of fine hair that often accumulates on a man's lower back that hurts when pulled.
I gotta swim with a shirt on to cover my Brinsley patch.

My Brinsley patch is starting to merge with my ass hair.
by Homeless Dave March 23, 2005
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Briar Patch

Region of long, thick hair above the ass crack on the lower back. Briar patches are more commonly seen on men and Rosie O'Donnell.
Mike: Sick shit dude, you need to shave your Briar Patch!
Scott: I can't reach it, I'm too fat!
by albundy1234 July 24, 2010
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pitcher

Lesbian expression for the woman giving pleasure to her partner, versus catching for the pleasure reciever. Often the dominant partner is the pitcher.
Betty was a pitcher - she got off best by pleasuring her lovers, instead of catching - receiving pleasure from them. .
by Nounouchka July 14, 2015
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Patch

To be spanked on the buttocks with a wet and soapy rubber glove.
Patch me harder baby....yeah, that's how I like it.
by FUCKUPHIMA January 24, 2015
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Pitchforking

Two men wrap legs with boners to start pitchforking, whoever gets a penis in their butthole got pitchforked.
by Holetrain March 29, 2014
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