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squeeze my toe and call me puppet

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.
squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!
by X3n April 3, 2006
mugGet the squeeze my toe and call me puppetmug.

Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch
by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007
mugGet the Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cuntmug.

Paper Dragon Puppets

A strange trend you'll come across when looking at YT Shorts in an incognito tab.

If youbwere unlucky enough to stumble upon this trend, you probably saw a Paper Dragon Puppet lipsyncing to a popular song or audio.

Some people have made really amazing paper dragons and went viral in the past, and now kids on the internet are milking it to try to achieve that. It's also an outlet for them to act like furries, except they would never admit to it.
Paper Dragon Puppets are exactly what they sound like. Usually they're made in a manga style because that's what the kids who make them think is hip.

Friend: What are your hobbies?
Dragon puppet kid: I make paper dragons.
Friend: Ew, furry!
by AnnoyingInternet May 22, 2024
mugGet the Paper Dragon Puppetsmug.

puppet

pure evil. Chuky,Aneble,and slappy

BURN THEM ALL
FUCK NO I WOULD NOT LIKE A FUCKING PUPPET FOR CHRISTMAS. THOSE THINGS CAN KILL have you ever seen click bait 3A.M. evil elf on the shelf vids. HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
by rex reakts November 19, 2018
mugGet the puppetmug.

Puppet master

Two girls scissoring while wearing anal hooks with ropes being pulled on by a third person.
I was being the puppet master to those two girls.
by Batdog444 November 26, 2018
mugGet the Puppet mastermug.

Houston Hand Puppet

Having Ones Fist Up Their Partners Ass, Pushing Up To The Stomach, Mimicking The Alien Scene With Your Very Own Houston Hand Puppet Bulging Through Their Stomach
i gave my first houston hand puppet to my sister!
by FuckBullfrog July 31, 2022
mugGet the Houston Hand Puppetmug.

Mud Puppet

A career politician, fluent in the arts of shit baggery
The President got how many people killed?? Lawrdy, that mud puppet is at it again
by Vobden September 1, 2021
mugGet the Mud Puppetmug.

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