pressed ham

when you press your ass against glass, thus flattening it and giving it the appearance of pressed ham

I went up to my friend's house and gave his window pressed ham.

by Equinox_ February 21, 2009

Teagan Presley

Hottest bitch on the face of the planet. Contract porn star that works almost exclusively for Digital Playground.

Person 1:Hey have you seen Teagan Presley's movies?

Person 2:Fuck yeah, I jacked off to that shit last night!

by Izzzz December 14, 2008

Bush for President

A really bad mistake that's not worth repeating ever again. EVER. I mean, come on. What the fuck is wrong with this country anyway?

"I had the runs so bad today from that 2am Taco Bell trip."

"Well, don't pull a Bush for President and go back again."

by Johnny Eightball August 19, 2004

Preslee

usually has blonde hair and bright blue eyes and is beautiful inside and out. is very passionate and a great kisser! hard worker and never gives up

Man that girl Preslee is amazing isn't she!

by love112 April 6, 2017

Presleigh

Usually Is/has the traits. Unique eye colour, Good taste in music, Loves volleyball, Athletic, tough, protective, favourite colour is Blue, funny, walks around without shoes, tomboy.

Yo, Presleigh What’s up Dude

by NoneOfYourBusiness12345678910 January 3, 2019

Presidant

The female version of the President. A Female President...A Presidant!

I wonder if in 4 years Kamala Harris will become the first Presidant of the United States.

by K E Palanca May 23, 2021

10th prestige

a master of his craft, the 10th prestige must be fluent in 1337 speak and barely have their flesh burned by the oh so abusive sunlight, usually a basement dweller of abnormal proportions who lives on hot pockets and other microwavable delights

what the hell is that blob?
it's rob, he just reached 10th prestige

holy shit this guy went 49 and 2
relax he's a tenth, he doesn't know any better

by xX1337scopesXx September 22, 2010