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Port o' Jawn

Port o' Jawn is just another word for
Potty queen,
Potty King,
Port o' potty & porttipotties.

Port o' kabin

and so on.
Port o' jawn is used by people mainly from Philadelphia.
Hence the word jawn
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I have to go take a dump in that port o' jawn.
Yo' there anymore port o' jawn's left?
Any port o' jawns 'round here?
by Kieferx3 January 16, 2010
mugGet the Port o' Jawnmug.

port-tending

When you tend to a port, in the harbor.
Mr. C: What's Johnny do? Last I heard, he was the CEO of a Company.

Mr. D: Haven't you heard?

Mr. G: I haven't heard, what happened?

Mr. D: His degrees got revoked. He's port-tending now.

Mr. C: Hey, what's port-tending?

Mr. G: Oh port-tending, he's tending to the port!!

Mr. D: What a noble profession! I have to go the harbor now!!!
by MosesvsJesus February 25, 2024
mugGet the port-tendingmug.
Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore it’s referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.
Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!
by YungTBagger January 13, 2023
mugGet the titties spotted off the port bawmug.

Port Jeff Handshake

Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit
"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)
by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024
mugGet the Port Jeff Handshakemug.

Port-cartier

a shity place in québec, canada, with nothing to do
with only 7000 peoples
NOTHING TO DO
DONT GO THERE
if you are port-carquois, if you want to do something fun, go to Sept-îles.
dude1; i gonna go to port-cartier for my road trip to Québec

dude2; bro no, dont go there, go to Les îles Migan, there macareux there

dude 1; thank u bro
by nateleon May 23, 2022
mugGet the Port-cartiermug.

Blown Gas Port

A type of tug-o-war between an asshole and exhaling lips.

Or

A garbage tier barrel with a few thousand rounds through it and the gas port has opened up enough that the owner is reconsidering their purchase.
I got the farts. I need a blown gas port tonight!

Should have never bought that bore cam, that blown gas port looks heinous!
by GunSlapsTech February 1, 2025
mugGet the Blown Gas Portmug.

Pass port bros

When hoes be so crazy in America you have to get your ass up and go to Japan to get a wife
Pass port bros be based as hell
by Brett Cooper is a W June 7, 2024
mugGet the Pass port brosmug.

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