An old woman with 70's reading glasses who has what is called a 'front bum' or FUPA. Generally, this person gets below-average grades in school and has no real skill, talent, or interests except chatting online and popping prescription drugs.
Hey that woman from work how did you land her?
I got to know her at work and then as I did and as she told me about her relationship, I would say things like, well if I was him I would do everything with you that he doesn't do !