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jordan poke

when you poke someone who is drunk, and they don't care/notice.
"yo dude i was totaly jordan poked you last night man"
by fuknot June 28, 2008
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poke bitch

A line and name-call used by Dennis from Beyond Scared Straight.
You know what it tells me? You're a poke bitch!" -Dennis
by John McChain March 12, 2020
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Poke man

Thine shalt poke men in the genetailia.
You should go poke man that guy Jeff.”
by The Yoted One September 10, 2019
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Shit Poking

1: hey bro want to shit poke?
2: yeah, I love shit poking
by ReaboUD April 29, 2022
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poke joanie

Provides psuedo sexual implications when used in conjunction with Joanie or any other nice woman.
by ethiaa October 29, 2003
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poke ninja

A facebook friend with the innate ability to poke you back immediately, no matter the time of day.
Ian Rice is the greatest poke ninja around.
by ualreadyknooo April 26, 2011
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poke-dorkie

Someone who is a open cyberstalker on facebook (under either their true or false name).

Their actions are meant in either a romantic or malicious way, depending on the state of the relationship in real life.
"I've got multiple poke-dorkies on my case at the moment - think I'm gonna give facebook a miss"
by The Mama with the Quan December 25, 2007
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