Playing the Chode Flute

Another way to say, sucking a chode. comes from the simple retarded ass english language.

Kid: what's that girl doing?
Adult: Oh, she's just playing the chode flute.

by pudgums June 26, 2009

playing piano

Term used for masturbating

He was locked in the bathroom every night playing piano.

by 3citydogs January 12, 2016

Playing drums

The reason for living

Playing drums is the reason for living

by Jdrummer316 February 7, 2019

Playing cards

A MMF sexual position in which the chick bends over doggy style, giving one guy a blowjob and having the other guy pump her. Called so because it looks like the two guys are playing cards on her back.

So I was playing cards on this chick's back with her boyfriend, and she called me the next day and asked for some one-on-one time. I kick ass!

by General Septem February 4, 2010

playing cricket down a mine

to be out of ones depth in any situation.

as soon as we were peeing gay, getting ready to stay puft her, i noticed that compared to everyone else, my knob was a bit mansarino and i felt that i was playing cricket down a mine.

by listypoos September 30, 2004

playing hienees

A local custom in the Catskill mountains of N.Y. state where faggots run around the woods and hide behind trees showing each other their asses.

Hey Brucie , gather up Roger and Lester and we'll go out and play a vigourous game of hienees.

by Moe Foe April 21, 2005

playing hobo

playing hobo is if your're tired or sore and there's no place to go because you're outside so you just take a little nap or a rest on the streets like a hobo

Man that soccer game was intense and now I have to walk 15 minute back home...I think I'll play hobo for a while

by Dylowned July 3, 2005