do i get a pirate monkey?
by moon August 01, 2004
When a man reaches his climax into a partners eye, thus forcing the recipient to shut their eye to avoid the harsh burning sensation.
Oh my gosh, Norm gave me the biggest slimey pirate last night, I thought for sure I would need to wear an eye patch today!
by stank mofo nutz July 24, 2003
Someone that enjoys a angry pirate
by Ipk18 January 23, 2014
A Pirate take on the Surprise Sex sexual move where "ya slide outta the mists like a ship at night, ya come along side her as she slumbers, then ya lay into her with cannons blazing guns firing and before she has time to react, ya disappear back into the night from whence ya came".
"Arrr. When i got home me wench was asleep on the couch, so i invisible pirated her and was out of harms way before she could bring about her long guns."
by MN crew May 19, 2008
You're doing a girl doggy style, then you pull out and spit on her back, making her think you came. Then you shoot in her eye and she covers it with one hand like a patch, and gets up to tell at you. You kick her in the shin and make her hop around on one leg like a pirate while she says "ARRRRR"
by Zander S August 23, 2008
Leticia is a pirate's dream!
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
When getting oral sex from a girl or a guy, right before ejaculation, pull out and ejaculate in her/his eye. When she or he stands up while still being blinded in one eye, kick her/him in the opposite shin.
Girl: "Hey Janet! What's with the black eye? And why on earth are you limping?"
Janet: "Steve did the wobbly pirate on me last night."
Girl: "Oh, that Steve."
Janet: "Steve did the wobbly pirate on me last night."
Girl: "Oh, that Steve."
by MNB 539 March 30, 2005