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2b pencil

A derogatory short, ginger people.
This is to 2b pen, but not
Jade is 2b pencil.... But not Freddy, he is the perfect embodiment of a 3d crayon
by MatchboxTinCan May 6, 2022
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Chinese Pencil Party

When you put 2 pencils in your ear and see how many dicks you can suck before they fall out.
Bob: Wow Johnny I got to 3 in the Chinese Pencil Party.

Johnny: Those are rookie numbers. I got to 10.
by M1k3Hunt January 8, 2018
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pencil topping

When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece
Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.
by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017
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pEnCiL

a common tool used to finger woman in their genitalia and make their cum come out gray because of the lead
by YEIEIEIEIT November 20, 2018
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Pencil

A useful tool for writing and drawing just about anything. It can also be used to shove up your bum.
Person 1: Wheres that pencil? I need it!
Person 2: What for?
Person 1: Writing...
Person 2: oh...
by KSI's Mum November 11, 2020
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pencil monster

A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.
Kate broke a sweat after doing did 20 pencil monsters.
by KC888 April 6, 2023
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Grease pencil

A euphemism for messy anal sex with a man with a very slim penis
'hows it feel babe, are you enjoying our experimental session'

'aye babe this is class, only problem is me shaft looks like a grease pencil'
by Tebbsboys March 19, 2022
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