by MatchboxTinCan May 6, 2022

Bob: Wow Johnny I got to 3 in the Chinese Pencil Party.
Johnny: Those are rookie numbers. I got to 10.
Johnny: Those are rookie numbers. I got to 10.
by M1k3Hunt January 8, 2018

When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece
by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017

a common tool used to finger woman in their genitalia and make their cum come out gray because of the lead
by YEIEIEIEIT November 20, 2018

A useful tool for writing and drawing just about anything. It can also be used to shove up your bum.
by KSI's Mum November 11, 2020

A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.
by KC888 April 6, 2023

'hows it feel babe, are you enjoying our experimental session'
'aye babe this is class, only problem is me shaft looks like a grease pencil'
'aye babe this is class, only problem is me shaft looks like a grease pencil'
by Tebbsboys March 19, 2022
