parrot nazi

A woman teacher that resembles Reba Macentire and has the nose and eyes of a parrot. Screetchy voice also included.

damn that parrot nazi!
parrot nazi: raww, whatt? eva do you have a bank account? do you know what interest is?!?!?

by Raw January 19, 2004

Expecto patronum

Ejaculating semen onto someone's eyes, thus blinding them with bright white fluid.

"Oh my god, I'm gonna... EXPECTO PATRONUM"
"Ahhh I can't see. Thanks daddy"

by lemonlicklick November 21, 2021

expecto patronum

Two meanings; In a polite way it means "Excuse Me." In an impolite way, it means, "GO AWAY"

"Expecto Patronum, can I cut the line?"

by Joey DeLuca February 18, 2005

Pardon

a gay ass way of saying Sorry

Eli: Yo, how big is your dick?
Mike: Pardon?
Eli: Yo, bitch you don't live in England, you like in United States bitch!

by someunfunnyguy69 June 10, 2018

pardon my german

Pardon my German, a.k.a. "begnadigen Sie mein Deutsches" is a phrase jokingly used to excuse farting or burping in an inappropriate situation; it is similar in use to pardon my French, which is used to excuse one's profane language.

Job Interviewer: Well, that's all everything. do you have any questions for me about the company?

Candidate: No, but-- *LOUD, LONG OBNOXIOUS MALODOROUS FART*

Job Interviewer: *stunned silence*

Candidate: Heh...um, pardon my German.

by Codpiece Clown December 22, 2007

Patronized

When someone baby talks you or talks down to you

Everyone patronized the puppy

by Cookie102189 December 25, 2019

Fantastical Patronage

Another word for "funny business," use this word to talk about the "funny business," you are going to have with your girlfriend later..or that big drug deal you are going to finalize around people that you don't want to know.

"Hey are we still up for our fantastical patronage tonight?"

by sonicfast June 2, 2007