Parker ruhlen 

Parker ruhlen 🤦 let’s start this off strong all Parker’s especially Parker ruhlen have small peepees, there all weird and are all jerk offs. Let’s say they don’t get any girls so the have look up anime porn.

Parker ruhlen (back of the track bus) “moan”
Me (taking a picture for proof)

Parker ruhlen “fuck you. Delete it now”

Parker ruhlen by Saucy nugs February 14, 2024

Parker g 

A small penised man that can't finish. He beats his meat to Dave bunts.if you ever meet a parker g run away don't look back he will tunk goon and edge on you

Your a parker g

Parker g by Leydron gahames December 5, 2024

Parker's Law

Any gathering of children in fancy dress, face paint or costume will feature at least one Spider-Man regardless of the actual event.

"The nativity play had one Mary, one Joseph, one baby jesus (plastic), three shepherds, four angels, six wise men, one sheep and of course, one Spider-Man. Parker's Law was in full effect."

Parker's Law by PrinceGinger March 3, 2025

Parker Mcdonald

A straight white male who rides a ktm and is the rizzler

person1 did you see that guy person 2 yea he is such a Parker Mcdonald.

Parker Mcdonald by BIGBOY696969 March 26, 2025

Parker McDonald

One of my best friends I trust him with everything. You can trust him, no matter what. He’s the only one who checked up on me not even my best friend checked up on me. That’s why I trust him. Even when I’m in trouble, he’ll still try to take the blame for me and that’s what I love about Parker. He’s like my brother That I never got.

Random girl: who is Parker McDonald?
Me: he’s the nicest guy I’ve ever met

Parker McDonald by Logan is amazing 1234 May 5, 2025

Parker paradox

The Parker paradox occurs whenever Parkster says something is bad. This automatically makes something good and vice versa. For example his liking to the shumper fits with the shoes proves this true.

‘Parker said his shoes are fire, that must be awful then due to the Parker Paradox’

Parker paradox by Jfernandes January 26, 2026

Peter Parker 

Teen who turned to dust in the planet Titan.

-TITAN-

Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*

Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.

Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!

Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*

Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*

Peter Parker by This.Bitch.Empty.Yeet January 26, 2019