cronchy pp cookies

When your girl is such a sub/simp for you that she makes you cookies to pleasure you but gets distracted going gluck gluck 3000 on your dick to pleasure you and burns the cookies

Man, those cookies look burnt as hell! Nah man those are cronchy pp cookies!

by Hawk Juan rod April 26, 2023

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Caress my pp

Another way to say "Caress my pet puppy"

Me: I reccomend you don't caress my pp
My GF: why not?
Me: she always bites

by How do I exist? February 4, 2019

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PP Milker Man

A creature stemming from the depths of your toilet system. It will crawl up, numb your penis, and will milk it for urine and sperm.

I just saw the PP Milker Man in my toilet yesterday! He was milking my penis!
No way, gross!

by Registered_Fun_Haver May 22, 2022

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Big pp gang

The most epic friend group 😈 everyone got big pp’s 🥶 and all victims of uncle Barry 😰

The best group is big pp gang

by Uncle Barry 69420 May 2, 2022

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pp French kisses

A blowjob

Hey babe, I’ll really riled up right now and would like some pp French kisses.

by Mr Kisses September 4, 2022

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tiny pp role

Then God said, “Let there be light”
And by light, he meant tiny pp role, assigned to those who think whey can get original working source code of a C++ DLL.

neworigin85: dw bro im on it
everyone: tiny pp role it is then!

by skidaim January 30, 2021

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