Couch stranded

You get so high you can't get off the cough or jus can't function

I got so couch stranded last night

by Ebisedo June 28, 2018

Couch ass

When a girl looks like she’s been sitting on the couch for to long and her ass looks bloated

That girl really has a couch ass. That thing looks bloated

by Nordic42 May 25, 2020

couch culture

sick of “it” kids. they are all attractive, talented , ethereal, i want to be them. based on my research the group consists of : Lincoln ferrin, Eli Utley, Owen Maple, Owen Gladwell, Aiden Andrade, Kalei Medeiros, Bryce (y’a girl couldn’t find da last name ) , & Parker Hayford. Couch Culture is a religion. #kissingmoms.

Dude Couch Culture is a religion , and everyone in that group is so attractive.

by ilikehoneybunchesofoats October 19, 2020

Couch crunch

Sexual position involving a couch, and requiring excellent quadriceps and gluteal musclat stamina

Why go to the gym when you can do couch crunches with your girlfriend?

by OhFunkmaster June 12, 2016

Ass couching

When you tired and you just chilling on the couch watching TV.

“Bernard had a long, hard day so now he’s ass couching.”

by Mando76 April 24, 2021

green couch

The act of, slapping tacos out of said people's mouths

Slap the taco out ya mouth, "green couch"
- Action Bronson

by Delt one May 4, 2018

Couch fire

A cluster-fuck of events that spiral out of hand

"Shit Matthew it's like a couch fire!"

by Yeetazoid February 23, 2020