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Couch stranded

You get so high you can't get off the cough or jus can't function
by Ebisedo June 28, 2018
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Couch ass

When a girl looks like she’s been sitting on the couch for to long and her ass looks bloated
That girl really has a couch ass. That thing looks bloated
by Nordic42 May 25, 2020
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couch culture

sick of “it” kids. they are all attractive, talented , ethereal, i want to be them. based on my research the group consists of : Lincoln ferrin, Eli Utley, Owen Maple, Owen Gladwell, Aiden Andrade, Kalei Medeiros, Bryce (y’a girl couldn’t find da last name ) , & Parker Hayford. Couch Culture is a religion. #kissingmoms.
Dude Couch Culture is a religion , and everyone in that group is so attractive.
by ilikehoneybunchesofoats October 19, 2020
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Couch crunch

Sexual position involving a couch, and requiring excellent quadriceps and gluteal musclat stamina
Why go to the gym when you can do couch crunches with your girlfriend?
by OhFunkmaster June 12, 2016
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Ass couching

When you tired and you just chilling on the couch watching TV.
Bernard had a long, hard day so now he’s ass couching.”
by Mando76 April 24, 2021
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green couch

The act of, slapping tacos out of said people's mouths
Slap the taco out ya mouth, "green couch"
- Action Bronson
by Delt one May 4, 2018
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Couch fire

A cluster-fuck of events that spiral out of hand
"Shit Matthew it's like a couch fire!"
by Yeetazoid February 23, 2020
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