Crab Stache

Crab's on your Moustache

Yesterday Jesse told me "I licked a Girl's Vagina an she had Crab's" an Today Jimmy My Moustache Itches What Hapend to me?

Jimmy said Maybe after you ate her out. Her Crab's got in your moustache.

Yup Jesse You got the Crab Stache

by UMS x Replay August 17, 2011

crotch crab

parasitic insect species notorious for infesting human genitals.

Crotch crabs are little bastards that live in your crotch and bite the hell out of you while hanging onto your pubes for dear life.

by grena February 19, 2010

Crab legs

a state of superiorty or envy, being cool, or liked

that car is so crab legs with those rims

by haiasi69 April 20, 2008

Crab Smasher

A man who's task it is to utterly destroy a ladies southside seafood restaurant (vagina) and make off with the goods (ejaculate).

"Excuse me madam, would you like me to f**king smash your crab in as I am a crab smasher?"

by bearded clam warrior February 27, 2010

crab fuck

A sexual position in which the woman is in a crab-walking position with the man lying under her.

I really enjoyed crab fucking my girlfriend last night.

by Yasmeratio November 10, 2008

pube crabs

itchy scratchy pubic lice in the balls or genital area. they are itchy and scratchy and you need shampoo to get rid of the dam things.

Hey Shmecklema, can you hand me the shampoo so i can get rid of these damed crabs!

by dsklruovhsaoghew March 05, 2005

Face Crabs

When growing facial hair (face pubes) and it gets to a certain length and its itchy as hell.

Hey check out that dude scratching his face pubes , I think he must have Face Crabs. I think I might go shave off my face pubes because it's bloody itchy, I must have Face Crabs.

by Jimmy B from Oz December 22, 2009