Black Friday

A day where black people get shit for free from stores, and the white niggas only get deals because they are apologizing for all that slavery shit.
White Nigga: Aw shit the price too high

Black Nigga: lol get rekt we get free shit nigga smoke weed everyday black Friday lit hundred dolla bill ya

Asian Nigga:ニーガーなぜ私たちは無料のお土産を取得していないので、私はあなたが私の脂肪アニメロールビットであなたを食べるニンガIMゴナ!!!!!
by DarkDefinor December 03, 2018
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Good Friday

by Anthony April 09, 2004
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lesbian friday

term used to describe a day where you do absolutely nothing, nothing productive anyway

insert any day of the week you want
The boss is pissed we didn't get anything done today.

Yeah, i almost feel bad for him because he doesn't know tomorrow is lesbian friday. We're not gonna do dick.
by lowass3173 December 20, 2009
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Fake Friday

The day before a lone holiday in the middle of the week.
Jim: This Fake Friday on Tuesday is the kicks!

Bo: Sure, but Thursday's gonna feel like a Real Monday.
by jluc77 November 11, 2009
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stir-friday

(stirfry day)
First used on the tv show Archer, stir friday is when a couple plans a friday to make stirfry together. These strange events dont make much sense to normal, actually fun people, but if you were to ask the couple why they do this they would most likely reply "Because we like to have fun together and try new things." The real reason these events exist is to make boring people feel like they have accomplished something exciting and to distract from how truly gay they are.
A: "Is Chuck coming to the bachelor party?"
B: "No, he said he can't miss stir-friday again, its his turn to cook"
A: "Wow, thats weak... he was so fun before he met Judy"
by sparrow802 July 27, 2010
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the king friday

the sexual act of put any kind of alcohol in woman vagina then sucking it out with a straw
lindsay wanted to try the king friday so we used some left over vodka from the last party
by The king Friday September 06, 2013
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Goodbye Friday

new young pop punk band that will blow you away with their talent and their sound! This band consists of 4 members, Rocco, Mark, Aaron, and Anthony. Coolest, most fun kids you'll ever meet!
Dude, are you going to see Goodbye Friday at the show on Saturday?!
by GoodbyeFridayFAN April 25, 2010
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