The equivalent of douche nugget yet slightly higher on the douchebaggery. Pertaining to a person acting as a dick.
by Batmom March 26, 2017
A guy usually between the ages of 16-18 from the Willamete Valley area of Oregon whos only excuse for not fucking her girlfriend is because she is to Tom Boyish. Also thought to be the biggest asshole known to man.
Jimmy: Hey dude, are Sarah and Mike having sex yet? They've been dating for 4 months!
Timmy: Nah dude, Mikes being a quief nugget!
Timmy: Nah dude, Mikes being a quief nugget!
by wolfgang phelps March 29, 2010
My girl friend is being a little bitch nugget with slut sauce, she says i cant hang with yall 2nite.
by Bernardo Mannie Barba October 20, 2007
by Von March 22, 2003
A nose nugget is one of those wonderful little green suprizes that you discover fluttering in your nostril. Sometimes they are hard and crunchy, and sometimes they are soft and mushy. Not to be confused with snot, which is of a more liquid consistency and can be stretched out to 100 times its original length. Nose nuggets are very handy for picking and flicking into someones hair that you dont like. Or to wipe in an unsuspecting place for someone else to discover. What a thoughtful suprize. Now go out there and share your nose nuggets with everyone.
1) Dude, I was escavating a monster nose nugget last night and I yanked and yanked on it and it finally came out but I think I yanked a piece of my brain with it...help me get this bitch back in there.
2) The snotty bitch kept shushing me at the movies so I flicked about six nose nuggets in her hair during the flick.
You should see my nose nugget collection....got em all boxed up and labeled...must be 2500 strong by now.
2) The snotty bitch kept shushing me at the movies so I flicked about six nose nuggets in her hair during the flick.
You should see my nose nugget collection....got em all boxed up and labeled...must be 2500 strong by now.
by Ezeerider September 27, 2004
Shit Nugget, American slang origin that means a delightfully splendid little ball of small and irregularly shaped piece of human feces, or a person who pisses you off to the extent that you would like to throw a small irregularly shaped piece of human feces at 90 mph. into their mouth lodging into their esophogus causing a sudden lack of oxygen to the brain and eventually bringing their heartrate to a halt, in which they fall over and cease to live.
I just got out of the stall, you have to come check out the shit nugget I left. It kind of looks like Bill Clinton if he were a Cosby.
Michael,Scott, and Keaton are fucking shitnuggets!
Michael,Scott, and Keaton are fucking shitnuggets!
by John May 31, 2004
by Doc_G December 11, 2006