Cowboy Cumshot

A tasty cocktail made of 1 part Butterscotch Schnapps, 1.5 oz Whipped Cream, and 1 part Irish Cream, all mixed with crushed ice. Popular among older gay men. Also known as a "Cocksucking Cowboy."

I asked the bartender for a Cowboy Cumshot.

by Collegeguy21bi December 1, 2010

drugstore cowboy

Someone who robs pharmacies to steal prespcription drugs for later resale on the black market.

"I went drugstore cowboy on that clinic, straight riskin' my life fo them pillz dog!"

by DoktorJ December 28, 2005

cowboy cadillac

A pickup truck. Usually with the truck bed filled with empty beer cans and/or dogs.

Billy Bob went over to pick up his date Sue Ellen in his beat-up cowboy cadillac.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 18, 2006

Eastern cowboy

to have BMW, a shaven head, a leather jacket and hailing from Poland.

by Darius April 25, 2003

cowboy juice

When you hang out with a country boy so much you cowboy juice your pants.

Wayne: howdy bertrude, why are your panties so wet
Bertrude: I'm sorry Wayne but whenever I'm around you, you make me cowboy juice my pants.

by Va.gina August 27, 2017

The crazy cowboy

When a men ties his penis in a knot, and spins around with two fully loaded pistols in both hands

Hey mommy look i can do the crazy cowboy just like daddy

by Jhonny Turner August 27, 2009

Corporate Cowboy

Noun: an individual who works for money for the sake of money. Takes care of business for business' sake. Renegade working inside corporate ranks, fucking up all kinds of bottlenecks and complacency. Rocks the boat and follows the money. Takes "In God We Trust" to literally mean our, the royal "We", trust held in fiat currency. Will break rules AND take credit for it. Not afraid to catch flak. Cutthoat. Guilty by association.

Example 1
Person 1: Hey did you hear redacted got called to the 11th floor?
Person 2: Technically, redacted can't be called anywhere. They're an 1099- Independent Contractor.
Person 1: Fucking Corporate Cowboy. Probably stays cutting checks.
Person 2: Probably stays breaking necks. "Earn your keep, if you know what I mean..." haha

Example 2
Person A: Since when is a work day 8-5? WTF happened to 9-5?
Person B: "Right-to-Work", bud.
Person A: WTF is "Right-to-Work?" What happened to "Fire-at-Will?"
Person B: You need approval to fuck with Rules of Engagement. Corporate War and all. Can't just lick potshots all willy-nilly.
Person A: Fucking ay, man. Corporate Cowboys don't have to deal with Chains of Command. Are they hiring?
Person B: They don't hire. They only fire. Hahaha
Person A: Haha lit

by el socio October 10, 2018