Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

Term meaning "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN! THIS BITCH IS GONNA TELL ON YOU!" Its used usually when you and a good friend get into it. it means all the secrets you've shared she's gonna tell!

You're such a slut! Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

by skylarskank June 28, 2008

its not like youre good enough to come up with a new word and have everyone use it

something carlos would say

by Alyssa October 1, 2003

not on your nellie

a yorkshire expression, meaning, you will not go. basically 'i will not'

babs: jean, do you want to go shopping?
jean: not on your nellie love!

by alex-girl January 4, 2009

trust me with your life not with your wife

trust me with your life not with your wife

trust me with your life not with your wife

by rocky66 March 31, 2017

not playing your cards right

the act of one partner(male or female)begging their partner to have sex with them every time that they are together, however the other refuses by claiming that he or she doesnt have a condom when in actuality both have condoms

Despite the fact that Will and Sarah have dated for over six months, much to Sarah's dismay Will refuses to play his cards right.

by Newfy June 9, 2005

not-me-yous

People who constantly deflect accountability and blame other people or things for their problems.

Tom and Britney are a couple of not-me-yous, couldn’t accept any blame in the situation.

by Westonbaur May 16, 2019

Not on your life

said to highlight a refusal to abide by an order.

"When the sergeant ordered me to jump off the moving bridge, I yelled, 'Not on your life! That's crazy!'"

by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024