December tan

Having very pale skin and not being ashamed of it.

Her December tan is way more original than the spray tan.

by SSerafian August 15, 2011

Office Tan

Pigment color change due to extensive exposure to monitors at the office.

Are you coming to the meeting, or are you going to sit around and work on your office tan?

by sir keith June 23, 2011

Hick Tan

When a person appears to have a tan, but is actually just covered in dirt. It occurs when people go long periods of time without bathing, and mainly effects parts of the body that are exposed would normally get tan (forearms, calves, and face). Hick tans are most common during camping/hiking trips, on people who play muddy/dusty sports such as soccer or baseball, or amongst people who live in the country with a lot of dust and dirt, possibly on farms (AKA hicks….sorry). One may notice that somebody has a hick tan because layers of dirt will be visible, or begin to crack on the surface of their skin. Also, if it rains, or if the person gets wet, they will become significantly whiter since the dirt will run off and because it is impossible to absorb sunlight with a hick tan.

Guy1: Wow. Schoolmate1 got really tan from that backpacking trip.
Guy2: No Guy1, that's just a hick tan. He hasn't bathed since he left for it.

Or

GuyA: Girl1 had such a nice tan until yesterday. I wonder if she spray-tans?
GuyB: It rained yesterday. I'd bet she had a hick tan from working on her field earlier this week.

by burkeri September 10, 2011

Tanning Chatum

When you have surprise anal with a blindfold

Yo I tanning chatumed yo bitch last night and she didn't even know!!!!! Yeah nigga!!!!

by DoubleDeezNuts March 18, 2019

Spray Tan

It’s what sticks to yo bitch & makes her appear to be like a Kardashian.

Got my girl a Spray Tan yesterday, and dayum we doIn’ this on a weekly basis from now on!

by Bronzed Humanity August 16, 2018

Ivan tan

is a annoying show off anyone would be unlucky to meet him as he will show off everything to you buy and he also have a terrible personality in doing what he does example like what sport he is good at saying how shit u are and very salty about a teacher when he had a girlfriend and the teacher force them to break up and called his parent about it but when his junior had one girlfriend the teacher did no care he very salty he is jealous of a boy that has all the better stuff than him thus making him have a terrible personality

who is a bitch Ivan tan is the bitch

by Akashi seijuro September 26, 2018

indian tan

Aka sunburn, sunburn, the red skins

Look at that irish kid with that indian tan

by Jeff Gorden July 7, 2006