naked heed

bald head

You've got a naked heed!

by toadibreed October 03, 2008

Naked sure

you're so sure about it you're willing to be stripping over it.

Bro1: THE WORLD WILL END ON DECEMBER 21st
Bro2: Are you naked sure about that?
Bro1: DAM RIGHT.
*December 22nd*
Bro1: Dammit...
*Runs around in the street naked*

by SgtFlex February 02, 2013

Naked Nathan

A guy who rugularly hangs out in public places with little to no clothes on.

"Did you see that guy? He's playing ping-pong over there in just his boxers!"

"Yeah, that's Naked Nathan. He does that all the time."

by shamutheawesomewhale January 11, 2010

naked blanket

A special blanket that is only for being naked under. Generally used by couples in the privacy of their own home, but can also be used discretely in pubic settings.

"I'm gonna invite my girlfriend under the Naked Blanket tonight!"

by martybrown November 22, 2012

naked shorts

A midget or dwarf without clothes.

Bro, Robin Hood really fucked those naked shorts!

by nobody of interest January 29, 2021

Nut Naked

Being completely naked. Usually referring to men because their nuts (scrotum/ballsack) are visible.

Tina asked Paul what he was wearing and Paul replied "I'm nut naked."

by tron9200 March 26, 2010

naked wedgie

When somebody strips you to your underwear and (wedgies) you

A naked wedgie is when I was in school and these jocks stripped me to my undies and hung me by them and ever could see my wedgied cheeks

by Wedgie boy124 October 28, 2019