myspace ninja

one who turns off the "online now" logo but constantly post blogs, comments , bulletins and so on but you never know if you will get a reply due to the absence of the logo
Erik:Dude why do i always get things from Lucas but everytime i go to reply hes not on. then later he gets mad at me for a no reply
Zach: because hes a myspace ninja, you never know when you will get a shuriken like comment to the picture o_0
by Erik The Mexi May 14, 2008
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Myspace Quitter

Someone who quits myspace to live in the real world. People on their friend list usually become devastated.
Dick is a myspace quitter and he now lives in the real world.
by Papoosenigga August 18, 2006
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myspace-stupid

People who have their myspace filled with surveys, glitter texts, and oversized pictures to where it takes hours to load, and the scrollbar is huge.
You're so myspace-stupid, I can't comment you because I can never find your button.
by tuffx March 28, 2007
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Myspace Personality

Someone who has a drastically different personality in real life when compared to myspace comments. Many post comments and use words they would never use in real life and attempt to have a sense of humor.
Eric, dude, I met that chick from myspace last night, she was NOTHING like her Myspace Personality! The chick was quiet and talked a lot about paper pulp.
by drix August 23, 2006
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Myspace Loser

A person whose social life exists only on Myspace. They will log onto the site many times a day looking to give or receive "Friend Invites," or to leave or read comments by their "friends."
"We where dating, but I guess she couldn't fit me between her frequent visits to Myspace. Her own brother told me she was a Myspace Loser."
by ThomasM April 11, 2008
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myspace magic

When a person looks better in their myspace pictures than they do in real life.
Dan: "That chick I saw on myspace is so hot."
John: "Don't get your hopes up, it's just myspace magic."
by Saranader January 11, 2008
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Myspace Photo

Any photo taken by photographing oneself in the bathroom mirrior.
by Pete December 27, 2004
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