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hawaiian muscle fuck

Boobfucking. The act of a man placing his penis between a woman's breasts and using the friction of her cleavage to achieve orgasm.
I wish he was interested in me in a more holistic way, but the way he looks at my D cups I know all he wants is Hawaiian Muscle Fucking.

She had her period so instead we went with the Hawaiian Muscle Fuck.
by DiablolitaZ December 13, 2013
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Sex sore muscles

When having sex with someone and using muscles you normally don't you're very sore it has nothing to do with not being able to walk.
I was with Jake last night and I have sex sore muscles.
by Roomate Girl May 7, 2016
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Purple love muscle

A guy with a very veiny penis.
Last night, Liam sent me a picture of his purple love muscle.
by l3x017 October 24, 2019
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jerk-off muscle

a muscle built and strengthened by everyday masturbation, a.k.a brachioradialis
Dorothy: Whoa, look at your arm muscle! You've been working out, huh?

Bob: ummm... it's my jerk-off muscle...
by Joedaman March 19, 2010
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Muscle Shoals, AL

Population of about 14,000. Once a popular location for musicians and recording artist, and was even referenced in Lynard Skynard's "Sweet Home Alabama". However the town is now lamer than lame and the coolest of the cool kids are forced to hang out in Wal-Mart parking lot while everyone else talks about the lameness of the town on facebook.
Jo: "So, what do you wanna do tonight?"
Beth: "Are you kidding me? We are in Muscle Shoals, AL, there is nothing to do."
by CMB00 January 11, 2011
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Puerto Rican Muscle

Fat.

Something that obese Puerto Rican men have; they nonetheless appear attractive to hot Puerto Rican women.
Clyde: "Yo man, how is that fat-ass with HER? She's smokin' hot..."
Bernard: "Aw, he just got shaped up, plus he's got tons of Puerto Rican Muscle."
by barfstormman December 23, 2010
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russell the love muscle

A slang name for one's penis
I told Jill to start sucking on russell the love muscle.
by Cramerica Industries January 17, 2007
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