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brooke murphy

someone who is beautiful and sweet and belongs to tyler cutts
wow that’s tylers girlfriend brooke murphy
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Murphy's Law

1. anything than can go wrong, will go wrong
2. if there's multiple way something will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the worst way possible
3. if you'll thought of 4 ways the thing will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the 5th way
4. if you try to play some video games in secret, urmom will find out
my mom found me out playing games thanks to the murphy's law
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The Murphy

When you are on all fours over a sleeping girl. As you stare directly into her eyes you begin urinating on her chest.
Doing the Murphy
by Speeg July 23, 2022
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murphied

You sit down on the can only to find out too late there is no toilet paper. (old school)
The last dump I took I got murphied.
by drgymy November 27, 2012
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Fart Murphy

Fart Murphy is typically known as a lazy HVAC salesman with limited acrobatic abilities.
by Fart Murphy November 16, 2023
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James Murphy

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"No matter how storage-containers are arranged in a stack, the one you want will always be on the bottom, and so you'll have to move all of the others first."
Regardless of whether you arrange a stack of boxes in alphabetical/numerical order from top to bottom or bottom to top, Murphy's Law of stacked boxes will always "get you" --- i.e., da box you'll need will always be ether da first or last one, depending on which way you stacked them, and so you'll always need to take them all down to get to da one you need.
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
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