serpent mound 

Vagina - usually a wife or long term girlfriend

Sorry, I didn't see your text message. I was balls deep in serpent mound.

serpent mound by FredHandle November 8, 2023

Cinta monyet 

Used to describe two young lovers which means they're probably break up in 1 or 3 months later

13 yrs old boy: ooh i love youuu soooo muchhh babyyy
13 yrs old girl: i loveee youuu tooooo babyy booo

Me:cinta monyet lol

Cinta monyet by Xmokbagitauk December 3, 2023

Flower Mound 

When your dog takes a steamy poop on your best friend’s chest

“Omg, Dottie just laid a Flower Mound on my chest.”

Flower Mound by crazyOD February 24, 2024

Massachusetts Mounding

Verb: the act of one (or more) people building a mound out of feces, and leaving it out for 12-24 hours before jumping in with partners for sexual relief

"Me and my girlfriend are gonna go Massachusetts Mounding"

Massachusetts Mounding by Plirttuff June 2, 2026

Pulling a Moony

A housewife who is always on FB 24-7 and has meltdowns on line.

I'm pulling a Moony again

Pulling a Moony by Lulz Factory May 20, 2010

tapping the mound 

a man lightly pressing on the mons pubis

The Statehouse aide was tapping the mound on his housewife.

tapping the mound by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

California Almond Mound

Where a guy lays in a bathtub and thirteen or fourteen bitches (ugly or hot) shit on him till he’s swimming in the human shit waste.
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it

I came back to my house and smelled what I thought was a California almond mound in my bathroom

California Almond Mound by Big White Man July 3, 2021