Morning-toke

The first pot hit of the day.

Morning-tokes are always the best the best to kick of a weekend!

by Chronic17 March 7, 2018

Mornin’ Hole

Very tight, not yet wet, morning pussy. Perfect time to hit that pussy if she’s normally a little on the loose meat side.

Rachel’s mornin’ hole is so tight it turns me into a two pump chump. That same shit later in the day is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

I rolled over for some momin’ hole today. Man that shit was tight.

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018

morning growler

The long loud fart that older guys have first thing in the morning

At first I thought a bear was in my parents room. It turned to be just dads morning growler.

by robo dad June 11, 2018

morning maple

When you wake up in the morning drenched cum but don’t remember anything

Ya I woke up today with a morning maple

by shovel breaker May 27, 2019

Morning Bagel

When you make your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other a luxurious breakfast, let them take a shit without wiping, and then give them a rim job.

“Yo man, I didn’t ask for any corn in my morning bagel”

by edgykid June 20, 2019

morning pizza

Ya know when ya have spare pizza from the party and you save it for brekkie the next morning? Well that’s morning pizza. Suck it bitch

Can 4 pizzas do we can have spare morning pizza

by maeandjoearethebest July 26, 2019

Morninggloryus

To celebrate people who share intense feelings of affection for one another, using word play from Morning Glory implying a wonderful prior evening together, glorious in the form of Glory us, and finally the combination of morning Glory and us.

"Last night with you? It was #morninggloryus."

by Handcuffmonkfish September 26, 2019