moose

One of the coolest (and strangest) animals ever. I also dont know what the plural is! Meese?! Mooses?! Moosi?!

Person #1: "wow look at those mooses!"
Person #2: "it's meese you idiot!"

by Teabagsyum November 9, 2006

Moose

To Chill out.

To get mellow.

Two friends sometimes meet up to moose and watch a movie.
Dude you're too uptight you need to moose!

by Bee Futon September 1, 2020

Moose

A word used to describe anything, everything and nothing. Can be used as an insult, complement or a feeling you can't describe.

Person: That girl is so rude she's such a moose

by BibliophileDrarry May 28, 2018

Moose

An adjective describing something as very large, very awesome or a combination of the two.

That yard sale was moose.
This cheeseburger is so moose.
That's moose.

by Alex Hooopes September 10, 2012

Moose

A college roommate. An easily scared, highly humorous, wide shouldered creature who enjoys kicking grass and splashing through puddles during the rainy season. Not always graceful, but hanging out always makes for a good time. This animal is highly sensitive to changes in it's environment, such as placing an ottoman in it's den. Take caution around this moose during periods of high stress, such as inclement weather, finals or food shortages, as it tends to be easily agitated during these times. Treat a moose well, and it will be a loyal friend for the rest of your lives.

Allison: I'd like to introduce you to my moose, Kelsey.
Parents: It's nice to meet you. Do you two get along well?
Allison: Yes, she is a great moose! Random roommate selection worked out really well this time!

by Symphony210812 May 27, 2012

Moose

An extremely large penis, one which usually makes its owner look like a dwarf compared to it.

Your friend: "Look at that guy on tv"
You: "What about him?"
Him: Look at his dick imprint. Now that is a moose."
You:"Damn"

by AllieA69 December 4, 2016

moosing

moosing; the act of extending one's lower lip then rubbing it upon another human. this is rumored to lock that moment in both of the involved people's heads forever. the person doing the "moosing" is called the "mooser." as a noun, the act of doing it is called a "moose." the leftover saliva on the other person's skin is referred to as the "moose juice." if sanitation is an issue, you can always "blow a moose" by extending your lower lip, opening your mouth slightly, blowing, and guiding it with your hand in much of the same way one could blow a kiss.

Wow, that was the moosing opportunity of a lifetime!

by imoose December 2, 2010