midnight cocksucker 

A person that kisses ass to another but does secretly behind everyone's back

Vince is midnight cocksucker. He talked to the boss last night after we left to tell on us

midnight cocksucker by Scorpio1386 August 23, 2021

midnight cobbler

Local slang for a cobbler that repairs shoes in the night and performs.... other deeds.

"I'm sorry, what? A midnight cobbler?"
"A midnight gobbler, if you will."

midnight cobbler by Slosheimer August 17, 2023

Midnight Blue 

A mixture between Blue Moon and Guiness.

Hey, barkeep, two Midnight Blues.

Midnight Blue by Jerfull December 31, 2009

Midnight Sailor 

After an extremely drunk one-night stand, when the girl is passed out drunk, you piss and outline around her body before sneaking out of the house.

I'm really glad I drank all that beer last night, It took a lot of piss to give that fat girl the ol' midnight sailor.

Midnight Sailor by OKCsavage May 30, 2009

Midnight Special 

Noun. 1. An urgent, extremely uncomfortable diarrhea attack that happens in the middle of the night, usually resulting from a night of drinking and Mexican food. 2. Waking up in the middle of the night to make a painful bowel movement. Inspired by the CCR hit song of the same name.

I didn't sleep well last night, I had a visit from the Midnight Special.

Midnight Special by artrock80 February 27, 2009

Midnight Surprise 

Secret acts of fun performed by girls, nationwide, at midnight. Origin: Trinity College in Hartford, CT.

(Term coined by DJ Underberg, NYC.)

i i i im your midnight surprise
better believe your eyes and get ready to play
i i i im your midnight surprise
goin to tantilize you in every way

Midnight Surprise by THE midnight surprise December 14, 2008

Midnight Fog 

The act of masturnation onto a females face and getting some in her eye therefore causing her to have blurred vision.

Female having blurred vision and only being able to see light do to her eyes filled with cum.

Midnight Fog by Mike June 5, 2004