right after a husband and wife have sex the husband stuffs his penis and balls in his wife's vagina to keep them safe and falls asleep. for homosexuals its in your partners asshole
Mike - " hey bro someone came into my house and punched me in the nuts while i was sleeping, how do i keep my nuts safe at night?"
Jimmy - " that never happens to me because i have a marriage pact with my wife."
Jimmy - " that never happens to me because i have a marriage pact with my wife."
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"But Dan, you're a guy, and Hector is a guy too. How can you possibly get married? It isn't possible."
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"It won't really be a marriage though, will it? You need a man and a woman for that."
"But Dan, you're a guy, and Hector is a guy too. How can you possibly get married? It isn't possible."
"It is now!"
"It won't really be a marriage though, will it? You need a man and a woman for that."
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Get the Marriage mug.by uttam maharjan February 17, 2010
Get the marriagectomy mug.The kind of 'marriage' defined by Emperor Nero when he chopped off the parts of a male slave in Ancient Rome; this kind of marriage goes against fundamental biology as it's not possible for a male and another male to reproduce. It was coined by the light blue blog when he had the "marriage equality" issue forced down his throat. He not only argued against it on the level that Kirk Cameron did but also on a scientific level.
This is a term that falls on par to the remark of fag 'marriage' as this one takes it one step further, as the donut puncher engaging in the mockery when they had the pride flag raised in a way that mocks the Marines in World War II. You really want to piss them off, call it Marriage Blasphemy. The light blue blog has the entry known as "Nero defined marriage" as a King James Only Church had a cartoon of two men at the altar.
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Get the Same - Sex Marriage mug.Marriage between two people of the same gender. I may not agree with it or think it's normal, but it doesn't affect me so who the hell cares? It should be legal because it's victimless and it only affects the people who marry. If it makes them happy, so what? I personally think it's unnatural, but I don't care because it doesn't affect me. In America we have the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, and if marrying someone of the same gender allows some people to achieve the last two, then go for it.
James: Do you approve of same sex marriage? I think it's a sin and should be illegal.
Me: I also think it's a sin, but it should be legal because in America we can do whatever we want if it doesn't affect others. Is lying illegal? Is disrespecting your parents illegal? Is worshipping false gods illegal? Is using the lords name in vain illegal? No. All of those are sins and none are illegal, so why should same sex marriage be illegal? Plus, God forgives our imperfections and he loves all of us.
Me: I also think it's a sin, but it should be legal because in America we can do whatever we want if it doesn't affect others. Is lying illegal? Is disrespecting your parents illegal? Is worshipping false gods illegal? Is using the lords name in vain illegal? No. All of those are sins and none are illegal, so why should same sex marriage be illegal? Plus, God forgives our imperfections and he loves all of us.
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