simp machine

Somebody who's being simped for by another person.

A: Dude, C is such a simp machine. How does she tolerate D's simping?
B: Probably not well. laughs She's already with E anyway! What a simp D is.

by juddily March 12, 2022

Cell Machine

Cell Machine is a 0-player simulation game, where player has no control over the simulation once it started. By carefully placing different cells the game provides, you can create unique machines. This cellular automata game was made by Sam Hogan for a game jam.

TheTrashCell is a popular YouTuber who makes videos about Cell Machine.

by Milenakos October 2, 2022

hobo cooling machine

a makeshift air conditioner unit, made up of a fan, a bowl of ice, and a large wet cloth. the ice is set in front of the fan, and the dampened cloth is placed over the fan and ice, sending cool air into the room. Works much more effectively than a fan alone.

"man, its so hot in here. We need a hobo cooling machine!"

by lucyinthesky185 November 12, 2009

green cheese machine

1.) what you call someone who is an amazingly huge fag

2.) Someone who plays call of duty all day

3.) A kid with hair that looks like pubic hair

4.) A person who talks really slow like a stoner even though they dont smoke

kid- mr. moxley call me green cheese machine

teacher- go fuck yourself

by Garrett dockdella January 24, 2011

Kate The Great Weather Machine

She is the most awesome person ever in the Mysterious Benedict Society Series. She carries around a bucket full of everything she needs and is very agile and athletic. See also, Kate Weatherall.

OMG, it's Kate The Great Weather Machine, y'all

by Juliana Renfroe June 8, 2013

Serbian Sex Machine

Often also named Stefan, Morry or Mandy.

That Serbian Sex Machine Mandy knows how to give good D

by the Asset June 26, 2014

Portland Slot Machine

Placing a number of coins, preferably quarters, in your male partner's anus, and vigorously jerking them off until the coins shoot out. This is called "hitting the Jackpot."

I gave my hubbie a Portland Slot Machine last night, and he's still crying.

by SteveMcMann September 24, 2016