Luke

An absolute fucking retard

See that mentally challenged retard over there, his name is Luke

by Lord mammoth cock August 17, 2018

Luke

Luke is a nonce who likes cats a bit too much, and ownes a cat body pillow. He is also known as the wii lord, his wife is his nintendo wii who luke has sex with.

Im a luke

by Saxome April 15, 2020

Luke

Luke is a really cute boy who normally plays some sports. He is popular and very funny, you could always count on a luke. Most girls like him but he has eyes set for someone: Mia she is a basic popular girl who is gorgeous and multiple guys like her too.

Oh, luke? He's dating Mia.
Yeah luke is cute

by annoymous539812 November 13, 2019

Luke

A dirty ass nigga with a fish smelling dick

Yo boyfriend a luke

by Luke15 June 6, 2018

Luke

Proper soft twat, luke is a very soft pussy who has a very small peen dog, he has no whit or good sense of personality... Luke definition 2: selfish cunt, luke is cock stain who dosent do jack jiz for anyone else but himself

Person 1: that luke lad has a proper baby cock

Person 2: but but ... I think

Person 1: I don't give a donkeys breath what u think your a dillusional Dickhead and I hope you die

Person 2: walks off

Person 3: 'person 2 is in tears what did you say to him'

Person 1: I was telling him how luke was a heeping shite and smells like Dick fish and person 2 begged to differ so I cunted him in the gums

Luke Taylor is a penis cartwheel and I hope he bangs his glass chin on a grimy public toilet seat

by AtLfc123 January 5, 2020

Luke

a pedophile

Person 1: Is Luke banned from Discord yet?
Person 2: No, and it's surprising, he sent a pp picture to a 15 year old.

by Coronavirus!! May 5, 2020

Luke

An amazing boyfriend funny cute can get annoying but will stop when asks knows and keeps all your secrets and is a great friend any girl or boy would be lucky to have a luke as a best friend or have a relationship with one they are the most loyal people on earth and will do anything to make you laugh/smile even if they have to tickle you they will just to make you happy😂 If you cant tell Lukes are the best

Omg have you seen how good of a friend Luke is to Freya she always looks happy around him

by Anymnousperson July 14, 2018