LPM

Licks Per Minute. Specifically measuring the speed at which one can perform tongue oscillations. Frequently checked amongst friends in the morning.

"Hey guys, morning LPM check" or "Hey mate, what is your LPM?"

by random39265938748 February 16, 2022

lpnjivgyxdraw

At this point you are halfway through the process of decay and only have three words done on your assignment. If you try typing anything else your fingers are likely to fall off and your brain will collapse in on itself.

Student 1:I can't take it much longer, I am dying of boredom.
Student 2:Have you tried typing lpnjivgyxdraw?
Student 1:Yes.
Student 2:Did it help?
Student 1:*Jaw drops off of face and clatters on floor as their skin melts away revealing yellowed bones*
Student 2:Oh.

by Bored Student*~* March 14, 2022

LPA

Luh Pretty Ahh

LPA 😍
Walk pass luh vibe no matter wat u say end it off wit luh pretty ah

by the rockstart April 9, 2022

lpm

large penis man

"oh wow! jeremy's such a lpm!"

"whats that?"
"large penis man of course!"

by jeremy1112222 April 26, 2022

lphy

Oh look! I wonder who it is….
The royal scientist I’m guessing. Nice try -Alphys-
I know you were must doing the tick-tock trend on remove the first and last letter of your name…

I guess you did the trend,lphy.

by Pikachu The Great May 7, 2022

lPrjme

The best r6 player.
Ever

His YT is Prime R6

Yo u seen that lPrjme guy?

Yh you talking about prime? he's literally the best player I've seen no cap

by ....................., May 12, 2022

LPB

Stands for Light Pole Baby. Used to describe a street thug that has spent much time on the street from a young age.

"Stayed in the street on the corner for a clip tonight dawg, just like a light pole"

"Stayed in the street on the corner for a clip tonight dawg, just like a light pole baby. They call me LPB

by Shards G June 1, 2022