Red Sox Logic

Red Sox Logic(noun) -Red Sox Logic: (noun) The art of ignoring any negative history regarding your franchise and only referring to recent success.Made famous by the Boston Red Sox fan base. (See Bandwagon, as well as mental midget)

Jimmy the retarded Chowdaead boldly uses his Red Sox Logic

"The Boston Red Sox have always been the greatest baseball team and always will be."

His friend Billy who has half a brain says "The Sox were a piece of shit for a loooooooong time you retard."

"No way" says Jimmy

Look it up says Billy

"He was right" says Jimmmy after looking it up

by Angels Fan August 25, 2008

Logging

Process of harvesting trees from a forest.

They are going to be logging on that piece of land.

by Jeff Asel January 14, 2009

lagging

The act of becoming lagged: Because broadband is much like crack, we need access to it 24/7. When our gloriously fast connection slows by mere milliseconds we become irate and frustrated. In some instances, a feeling of malcontent creeps into the soul of the afflicted. Time and reality is distorted beyond recognition. This is what is common referred to as "lagging" in the gamer world. Lagging has been associated with the mysterious and random creation of acronyms such as STFU and WTF. Beware of those suffering from this affliction. Warping, twitching, and team genocide are common side effects of lagging.

Lagging will cause you to make irrational decisions, and incoherent statements such as: "I’ve been lagging ever since my mom called someone from china."

by cTaylor July 23, 2004

Dope Logic

Dope Logic is the thought process of some one that is horribly, excessively baked, stoned, high (whatever you call it in your area). Signs of Dope Logic include saying 'man' a lot or 'dude' (esp. in california). Another sign is half completed thoughts.

(smokin' the herb)
AJ - "Dude... I'm so baked... It's like.... I don't know...
Billy - "Yeah man, this is some straight like, Dope Logic... or some shit man, hehehehe."
AJ - "Dope Logic? Where'd you come up with that shit dude? That's fuckin'... like... perfect to describe the fuckin'.... situation I guess, hehehe."
Billy - "Man I don't know... shit just like.... I don't know, it comes to me. Like a fuckin'... uhh... fuckin'... I don't know dude. It just does man."

by Dope Logix January 26, 2009

Black leggings

Something that girls just CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT. Its a way of survival. Not owning at least 19 pairs of black leggings is TOTALLY A SIN in girl world. Like duh. What're you doing, searching for "black leggings" on urbandictionary? lame.

Jane: Oh my god I can't find my black leggings!!
Jason: Just wear these ones hon.
*jason points at a pair*
Jane: THAT DOES NOT MATCH WITH THIS SHADE OF BLACK OML JASON WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU I NEED MY LEGGINGS HOLY MOTHER OF LORD YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT MAY SWEET JESUS FORGIVE YOU FOR THE SINS YOU HAVE COMMITED

by RAISINDAFFODILSLANA March 7, 2018

Logging

Having anal sex over a fallen tree trunk in a wooded area.

Anyone up for a logging session tonight on the HEATH.

Dat log support dat booty just perfect for a long hard pumping.

by Wordlink May 24, 2019

Logic

A god that spits bars

Ohhh damn is that logic higher it up

by Dank boyo December 5, 2017