grabbing lemons

The practice of picking up and droping pitchers from free agency between their starts in fantasy baseball so as to have the maximum pitchers start for one's team in a given week.

Steve: "Look at this guy's strikeout total!"
Paul: "Yeah, but look at the ERA. He's grabbing lemons."

by theaaskimo August 11, 2006

lemon box

noun: The bulging of a male's testicles due to wearing tight clothes.

That guy's pants were so tight you could see his lemon box.

by quadman08 October 29, 2008

Lemon panties

A term incels use to determine a woman's reproductive abilities, usually referring to virgins.

“Age 16-21 have certified lemon panties”

by Kat3556372949;92@29 September 19, 2022

lemon soul

A person that has a really good personally but can also come off as rude

He has the biggest lemon soul I’ve ever seen!!

by lily541 May 26, 2018

Liz Lemon

A character (portrayed by Tina Fey) on 30 Rock that is the head writer of a comedy show and is perfect with Jack Donaghy.

Guy 1: Dude, Liz Lemon should totally get some with Jack!
Guy 2: I know, right! Jiz 4 lyfe!

by Hot Friend #2 March 9, 2015

lemon hat

upon receiving anal sex, the male shoves a peeled lemon into the females rectum.

"Dude! I gave this girl a lemon hat last night!"
"Nice, how did it go?!"
"I'm not allowed within 50 feet of her anymore"

by nigger boy October 7, 2013

Sucking Lemons

7% Vodka Cooler from Canada. Often leads to making out with friends' moms, stealing lawn ornaments, and waking up naked in petting zoos.

After chugging his fifth can of Sucking Lemons, Blake found himself wondering if Mitch's mom had always been so attractive.

Sarah wanted to forget about her crossdressing ex, so she immediately bought a 4-Pack of Sucking Lemons and shotgunned them.

by SamanthaMolly September 16, 2014