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Dropped a wig on my lap

when you are getting head and it doesn't matter who is underneath the hair
i had a great night, dropped a wig on my lap and came all over <their> face
by AnitaDan November 3, 2018
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Patting there lap

When someone is patting their lap is an indication to tell their partner to smoother them with their behind. ( When they’re to much of a bitch to say it with words) they will use this to communicate with their partner.
They are Patting there lap they want someone to sit on it
by ihopesheseethis November 20, 2023
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for the laps

a filipino phrase that refers to eating. usually in large amounts, that of a patay-gutom. "laps" is derived from "lafang", an older term which means "kain" in Filipino or to eat.
Ay, for the laps ang tema ng lamok sa hita ko for today's video.
Maaga dumating si Mamsh sa swimming. For the laps ang goal ni beh.
by melindakieferrr June 24, 2022
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LAP

LAP: Liberal American Princess

Symptoms:
Passive aggressive
• Controlling
• Prefers money to love
• Prefers diamonds to flowers
• Prefers scarves to happiness

Favorite friend is the mirror

• Posts selfies
• Wears fashion masks
• BoHo Chic
• Has a designer dog
• Was debutante/sorority girl

• Pretends not to know anything about politics.

• Often dates rich politicians and other wealthy individuals.

• After marriage, turns into a witch.
• Older ones are either divorced or widowed.
Tiffany is an LAP, so is her mom, Karen
by Rett. A wood elf. May 4, 2021
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Kentucky Hot Lap

An act of revenge usually performed on a ex-girlfriend. Very simular to a Donkey Punch. When your are having angry sex with your ex. You put hot sauce on the condom. Insert your cock into her cornhole and with in a few seconds your ex-girlfriend will start flailing around the room running around smashing into random objects as if her asshole was on fire.
Damn bro our roommate was banging her ex boyfriend he came out her room ass naked and did a kentucky hot lap around the apartment.
by Stonerriflefan44 October 16, 2010
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The Golden Lap

The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.
The Golden Lap: The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.

"Did you see the guy in the bathroom? The mad lad did a golden lap while 3 other people were using the urinal!"
by Pommy1396 April 26, 2023
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Don’t spill in my lap

Hey Bill!! I know what your wife got you for your birthday

Dude!! Don’t spill in my lap
by Collamrach October 27, 2020
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