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Lap Puppet

An individual that sits on a mans lap while the mans erect penis resides in the anal cavity of the person sitting down. The resulting action is the person on the mans lap talks or screams making it look like a puppet on his lap.
In prision the weakest man becomes a lap puppet.
by Legacy NOC Team September 19, 2012
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loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.
Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023
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Lap Dog

cant train a human but you can a dog. most likely you have this kind of person in your life. Mutt cunt who will come up to your face whilst you sleep to check whos snoring. BECAUSE she was told to.
Kiarah is a lap dog
This lap dog has no mind of its own
by Funnygirl303 November 13, 2023
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LAP

LAP (Liveaboard Parent), I'm Cool
LAP, leaf 'Ykuk' (Ancestry), Please 'Friend'
by Inteckno April 19, 2023
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The Golden Lap

The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.
The Golden Lap: The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.

"Did you see the guy in the bathroom? The mad lad did a golden lap while 3 other people were using the urinal!"
by Pommy1396 April 26, 2023
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Patting there lap

When someone is patting their lap is an indication to tell their partner to smoother them with their behind. ( When they’re to much of a bitch to say it with words) they will use this to communicate with their partner.
They are Patting there lap they want someone to sit on it
by ihopesheseethis November 20, 2023
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Lap it up

When there is not enough seats in a car so you have to sit on someone’s lap
There is not enough seats so y’all have to lap it up
by Emogen7608 January 8, 2023
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