Christ Krispies 

From the latin: Christophratis (Kris-Toff-Rat-Eez), Christ Krispies are the substance of God's flesh made into wheat cracker for the purpose of the Christian "Communion" ritual. I.e., a "Jeez It"

Are we having Christ Krispies for the Sabbath Communion, mimmy?

Christ Krispies by Legit AF September 28, 2022

Dirty Kriston 

A man who loves to do cocaine on the regular and likes to shit in his hand and clap.
Usually seen walking fast paced, jaw swinging, lip syncing to a song. The majority of dirty Kristons are massive whores who will give their booty up for a free glass of wine and have smelly sweaty ballsacks.

PSA: likely to have gonorrhoea.

Have you seen that man’s jaw?
That’s a dirty kriston

Dirty Kriston by Lesbiansnogays1990 December 3, 2023

Kentucky Krispy Slap

The act of shitting in your pants then removing them and slapping someone across the face with them.

My friend gave me a Kentucky Krispy slap because I would not peg him at a fundraiser.

Kentucky Krispy Slap by FriedBolognaBitch April 25, 2026

Spaghetti Rice Krispies

Beans

I bought spaghetti Rice Krispies out of SuperValu today!

tf

Spaghetti Rice Krispies by cianpoole52 October 28, 2022

You know kris kristofferson? 

Well i am piss pissofferson

You know Kris Kristofferson? Well i am Piss Pissofferson. Pauls asking for christmas off again, i say "no" then i spit this song for him.

You know kris kristofferson? by Urban dictatur December 3, 2023

Japanese Rice Krispy 

getting at least 10 "midget: Women and Ejaculating on their face, butt, and in their vagina

" I pulled the Japanese Rice krispy on that ho"

Japanese Rice Krispy by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 7, 2025

Japanese Rice Krispy 

Where you collect atleast a week worth of semen then grab around 10-20 midget Asian females and pour it all over their face and naked body

Hari wants to do the Japanese Rice Krispy with County

Japanese Rice Krispy by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 14, 2025