king kong

God of all gorillas. King of gorillas. Grandfather AND father of Harambe. You better not talk about Harambe when you are around him, cause he'll smash the shit outta ya. Oh yeah, he's out for revenge.

Ex:
Zoo Guard: --Shoots Harambe--"Boom!"
Harambe: "Blehhh" --Dies--
King Kong: --Smashed Godzilla before smashing the guard's city and him--

by QUIRGLE December 20, 2016

King Kong

monke, but biiiiig

Guy 1: Yo you know King Kong?
Guy 2: Yes of course, aka Big Monke?
Guy 2: What?

by Joe Momma Official Gaming July 7, 2021

King kong

When you attach three blunt raps together to create a larger blunt. Doing this allows you to add more weed into the blunt. This is the predecessor of the Kong and a middleman of the formation. It goes as follows;

Blunt

Kong

King Kong
Godzilla

God

Aye you tryna roll a King Kong with the rest of this bud?

Hell yeah!

by RoboMonkey November 23, 2017

kong donking

The act of when a woman, with a full bush, puts a peeled banana in the vagina then a willing male or female hits them in the vagina violently screaming "YOU STOLE MY BANANA HOARD!" (if the female orgasms, the male or female must proudly pound his or her chest while screaming as loud as they can)

I was kong donking all last night and she made me clean it up

by DSLP March 21, 2014

donkey kong

Nummmmmm

I like donkey kongs.

by jfeuvjnergrfejkjngr May 11, 2022

Kong

A fucking khaki thong

“Hey, do you want to get kinky?”
“Ya babe, let me grab my kong!”
-somewhere in bumfuck Missouri

by JPaul Getty Productions December 22, 2020

King Kong

To "King Kong" is when a man stands, feet planted, and slaps his thighs from side to side with his penis by shifting his weight from hip to hip.

I dropped my pants, lifted my shirt, and pulled a King Kong.

by N.G.R.B. October 14, 2011