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jewish stomach 

you know, when you start eating like a lot of popcorn or pickles or broccoli or cabbage and then like, you can't stop and then you can't move and it hurts.
Oy, this bag of popcorn is giving me a case of Jewish stomach.
jewish stomach by NWDCboy January 9, 2019

jewish pope

To describe something a that doesn't make sense, or contradicts itself.
Lin: There are no library rooms available today.

Miles: What a bunch of Jewish Popes!
jewish pope by t_strang January 2, 2015

jewish lemonade 

lemonade made from the free water and lemon at restaurants with some sugar (also free on the table) mixed in as well. usually drank by poor people who don't want to pay for a soda.
I was going to buy a soda, but I decided on making some jewish lemonade instead, and I saved some
major dough.
jewish lemonade by McKanker March 30, 2013

jewish drive by

When you drive by people and threw pennies at them
I was rolling threw the heights and I dropped my window and pulled a Jewish drive by
jewish drive by by JewBear April 1, 2016

jewish grandmother 

Trump is a Jewish grandmother. A Jewish grandmother is basically a synonym for asshole.
He said that thing about that girl, it made him sound like a Jewish grandmother

Jewish goodbye

Similar to an Irish goodbye, when you leave a party/bar/event without telling anyone. The difference is that you leave before the check comes.
Matt pulled a jewish goodbye and the rest of us got stuck with the bill.
Jewish goodbye by Eye8urbutt July 11, 2023