jerk-a-holic

Like a workaholic or an alcoholic, only addicted to masturbation instead of alcohol or work.

Jimmy is a right jerk-a-holic. He hasn't seen sunlight in weeks!

by Elvo July 16, 2007

circle jerks

the particpipants of a circle jerk

also a great punk band

those guys are a bunch of circle jerks. lets get out of here before they start wacking each other off.

by master finger blaster October 9, 2004

Turnkey Jerk

turn·key jerk
/ˈtərnˌkē/ /jərk/

noun

A person who is just automatically a jerk. Simply turn the key, and you get a jerk. No muss. No fuss. The kind of person you can easily find at George Costanza's "Jerk Store". If the Jerk Store calls, they are probably looking for you - the Turnkey Jerk.

Person 1: "I think Cathy is a real Turnkey Jerk..."
Person 2: "Yea, maybe, but that dude Ryan is even more of a Turnkey Jerk-Face"

by LokiTricks222 August 4, 2017

stealth jerk

To stealthily masturbate while people are around.

Guy: Dude, we were eating dinner and I stealth jerked at the table

Friend: Holy shit dude, thats sneaky.

Guy: Yeah, I hit my sister on the leg.

by Wo Shi October 16, 2014

Jerk Pump

The act of jerking and fist pumping at the same time, usually in response to the occurrence of something awesome happening.

Jerking- Style of dance

Fist Pump- Think Jersey Shore and Guido dancing

(Call of Duty)
Haroon: "OH MY GOD I DIED"
Jeff: "Bitch I just got a headshot!!"

*Jeff jerk pumps to celebrate*

by Prodigious Asian February 6, 2010

Urkle jerk

The act of skeeting on Someones valuables. Then, upon their discovery of the soiled product say "did I do that?"

Dustin: I put on my headphones this morning and got a ear full of skeet. I feel like I have been Urkle jerked

Randal: Did I do that!?

by The Rollin and the tiden March 7, 2011

Maintenance Jerk

The act of masterbating prior to a social situation so that one does not get overly horny and end up having regretable intercourse.

Example:
1. Joe did a "maintenance jerk" before he went out so he doesnt get
horny and end up having sex with another ugly slut like last weekend.

by mnEBC October 26, 2012