Domination Theory

The theory stating that new versions of things are more dominant than things of the past.

Have you heard of the Domination Theory

by FrigOffCyrus November 23, 2018

the pepper theory

a way to messure women

some are green some are hot some are not

she's a gost pepper in the pepper theory

by dasfghjkjuyt February 28, 2018

Nelson's Theory

Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.

Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.

by Muslim Goat February 14, 2022

log theory

A scientific study involving salesmen and the subsequent effects attributed to the act of defecation. The Log Theory inferred that the probability of a successful close would be heightened as a result of an antecedent bowl movement. It has since been accepted as scientific fact.

Log Theory case study: On more than one occasion we observed Roman's return from the restroom to result in the immediate close of a deal on his next call dialed.

by wordsmithphd June 7, 2017

Gaucho Theory

The gaucho theory is a proposed answer to one of the middle phases in the phase series profit scenario. It states Phase X is 'Create internet meme' where X is an integer greater than one but less than the last value in the phase series.

Originally discovered on the popular news site Reddit.com.

The Gaucho Theory Discovered

ElGaucho56:
"Well, it's finally clear:

1. Draw Picture of 7-legged spider
2. Attempt to use it as payment for scam
3. Create internet meme
4. Profit"

Hawkeye05:
"Holy Shit, you found out what the ??? has always been!"

by OneWhoEatsBabies April 1, 2009

theory-function

A contra-referentialization of the Dark Enlightenment's theory-fiction in which language (form) and function share a contrapositive relationship.

The basis of Hypermodernism.

Postmodernism argues that form follows function.

Theory-function the theoretical foundation of Hypermodernism argues that DESIGN follows function. Form is oriented as contrapositive to function.

Hypermodernism would use the meme and more metastatically the skeuomorph as a theory-function instance, ie., a meta-medium.

by tomorrowtomorrow November 27, 2018

Tak theory

The Tak theory is quite simple. The human is unaware that he is adored by everyone. When he leaves a room everyone speaks of how amazing he is, although he has no idea of his popularity and fan following.

Similar to Handa-kun.

"OMG! I LOVE HIM "
Well that's the Tak theory for ya

by Famjam April 1, 2017