Hung like an octopus

A saying used to describe someone's penis size. Wether it means they are large or small is entirely open to interpretation

Chris: Dude, dosn't Alex have a huge cock?
Tyler: I heard he was hung like an octopus!

by EdgarW December 24, 2008

Hungarian Grasshopper

A man gets into a position with legs folded back against his ass (feet and forelegs are perpendicular to each other). He then leans back putting his hands on the ground behind his back, similar to a bridge. The woman stands over him, expecting something tremendous, and, when she is least expecting it, the man springs off of his hands and legs, ramming his juicy cock into the woman's delicate pussy, causing her to juice in one fell blow.

When I was expecting something different, he leapt up and rammed his cock into my cooch, causing me to cum instantly, a Hungarian Grasshopper done perfectly.

by an ass monkey April 23, 2009

Hungarian Cocktail

Involves watching a sporting event, consuming alcohol, and receiving a blowjob, at the same time.

I was watching the game when the wifey brought over a beer and gave me a Hungarian Cocktail.

by Man_of_Troy November 23, 2010

hinges

A word meaning "Let's get out of here". It originates from its reference to hinges on a door, implying that one will swing the door open and leave.

"This joint sucks. Hinges."
"Dude, you just punched that hipster and the bouncer is coming over. Hinges!"

by Jelly Bean Miller December 10, 2009

hung lesbian

a girl with a large toung

girl 1: omg, becky has such a big toung
girl 2: i know right, she's such a hung lesbian
girl1: wish she would eat me out

by thereal Laffy98 April 16, 2015

Hungarian tickler

(Noun) An ad hoc condom fashioned from a sausage casing and a twist tie

"What's on the shopping list?"

"The usual....Mickeys big mouths, sausage casings and Spanish Fly."

"Oh, Joanne is coming over to enjoy a little Hungarian tickler?"

by Spicy Wiener-San April 23, 2016

Hungarian Furnace

Three Hungarian men shoving they're dicks in a whores bottom

Come on Jon they're preforming the Hungarian Furnace on you're sister

by TheHelpingHand January 30, 2017