When you and your love interest can’t get together so you go slaughter your counterpart in different universe to make your love interest in said universe not to suffer because of you in that universe.
“Tick. Tick. Tick. Tock. Tick.”
“Yo dude, you know that guy Heathcliff guy who’s working for me ? Yeah he’s in a Heather Marriage right now so he’s quite busy.”
“Yo dude, you know that guy Heathcliff guy who’s working for me ? Yeah he’s in a Heather Marriage right now so he’s quite busy.”
by Tf2manager July 3, 2025

A kick your ass drink consisting of a whiskey filled pint glass, preferably irish; a splash of soda (substitute an energy drink here for a tasty yet unnecessary alternative); top it off with a gram of your finest cocaine, because your poor nose refuses entry after years of keith richard type partying.
The double heather is typically seen in the arthritic clutches of a tweaked,grizzled hippie, concocting his elixir on the sly, however, a few ride or die bitches have been known to enjoy this masterpiece.
The double heather is typically seen in the arthritic clutches of a tweaked,grizzled hippie, concocting his elixir on the sly, however, a few ride or die bitches have been known to enjoy this masterpiece.
by Jonny highway June 9, 2011

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by FrenchVanillaSake February 26, 2025

If I were the Heather, I would entale you all the greatest definite of her, they are all scams except that one Heather. Any other Heather is, a bimbo, slut, addict, or manic. But, this only one of a Heather, was and still is, euphoric through the consistent portrayal of her ever-lasting life. Her mind is the fire from the start of life, and her heart will care on even all the smallest pieces of the unknown. Her body, timeless and, it will always stay immaculate. From her time of innocence, she was a walking divide between the eyes of any man, but in the ruthless dynamic of grade and persistence, she's the purest of us all. I would follow Heather through the ends of time to know that she was even so, my deity. Beyond lucrid antimony of genetics, I will always bereave in her name, at any point. Heather paved the brainbow, the lawn, and sooner you meet her, the closer opportunity to Good.
by Ifweallknewthewords22411 February 16, 2024

by heather fuck heather August 9, 2020

Used in Conan Gray's song 'Heather', she is the most popular, pretty and likeable person. Everyone wants to be her. She's perfect.
by theunknownshoe September 18, 2020

by anonymous February 8, 2023
