Hit-Girl 

The most kick-ass character in the film Kick-Ass. Played by the very talented Chloe Grace Moretz, she's a pint-sized, fowl-mouthed 9-year-old superhero who, with the help of her father's training and her advanced experienced with elaborate weaponry, kicks some serious bad guy ass.

Kick-Ass: "How do I get a hold of you?
Hit-Girl: "You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal that shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock."

Hit-Girl (to the drug-dealing villains): "Ok, you cunts. Let's see what you can do now."

Hit-Girl by nickjoker526 May 15, 2010

american hitler 

aka Donald Trump

The American Hitler is down in the polls, despite his recent assertions to the contrary.

american hitler by BAM76 October 7, 2016

the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy 

the greatest book in the world

the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by arthur dent June 17, 2003

Shotgun Hit 

A shotgun hit is when someone takes a hit off of a marijuana cigarette and locks lips with another person and blows the smoke into his or her mouth.

I really like shotgun hits.

Shotgun Hit by OsamaObama February 12, 2009

hit a lick 

a robbery

I just hit a lick on some chicos.

hit a lick by migometro July 28, 2016

Hit The High "C" 

To Hit the high "C" is to make the high pitched noise emitted by a man who has just been injured in the genital area. It's a note easily achieved by choir boys and opera singers, but most men will only ever manage to attain such highs when they've sustained a blow to the bollocks.

To induce this noise in a gentleman, use reasonable force when striking the area. Note- REASONABLE force. Excessive force will result in no sound, as the note emitted will be too high for even dogs to hear, or he'll be unconscious, which is no fun for anyone.

"I accidentally elbowed Finn when I went to grab my handbag off the floor. He really hit the high "c", it was hard not to laugh"

"Ferdinand with a very good interception cleanly takes the ball away from Cissé. Now Gerrard comes dancing in like a fairy and oh! It's a kick to the balls from Ferdinand! And there's Gerrard, on his knees, having just hit the high "c""

Hit The High "C" by MagickDio March 3, 2010

One hitter quitter

*one hit knockout punch
*bomb weed that effs you up after one hit
*1. a chick you have no intention of seeing after boinking them for the first time. 2. Someone you dont take home to mom. 3.One night stand

-Amanda over there, im gonna one hitter quitter that hoe!

- Bitch, you aint nothin but a one hitter quitter.

One hitter quitter by ghettoprincess562 July 21, 2015