Guido

A guido is a guido. Usually seen cutting lawns or doing some sort of landscaping.

Look at those fucking guidos cutting lawns.

by Guidmachine August 14, 2017

Gummo Bumbo

Somebody who is addicted / worships tekashi6ix 9ine.

If you religiously listen to tekashi6ix 9ine then you are totally a Gummo Bumbo.

by Griffin100101 December 9, 2017

Guido

Leader of a pack legendary lions. Better known as a Bartysquad. Always ready to help you, unless he is completely smashed himself. In that case, he rather inteferes while you do important cleaning business. Other than that, always worth a toast!

Guys, I think we are totally lost. We really could use a Guido right now!

by SergeantScotch January 10, 2018

Guido

Leader of a epic pride of lions. Better known as Bartysquad. Always eager to help. But whilst being smashed he rather stands in the way while you do important clean business. Either way, always worth a toast.

I think we are lost. We could really use a Guido right now!

by SergeantScotch January 14, 2018

guido snow

a slang phrase for the delicious frozen snack known as Italian ice.

"Hey man it's hot as balls outside wanna go grab some guido snow"

by nutfreely June 5, 2018

Guito Mosquito

Similar to regular mosquitoes, however these ones have a name that rhymes which increases their general douchebaggery. They are typically seen sucking blood, lifting weights, tanning, and getting mad mosquito pussy.

In typical use this is just a term that is just exclaimed with no context.

Buddy #1: Bro I'm so sick of these Guito Mosquito problems

Buddy #2: The fuck? What does that even mean?

Buddy#1: I dunno.

by GuppyTheGreat February 24, 2018

GIMOKE

PERSON VOID OF COMMON SENSE, AND LITTLE USE OF KNOWLEDGE. BORDERING ONE SEEN AS AN IDIOT.

MARK IS THE WORST GIMOKE I'VE SEEN IN YEARS. HE'S ALWAYS ON THE WRONG SIDE OF CRITICAL THINKING AND THE USE OF COMMON SENSE.

by T-TREK September 27, 2018