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Graves

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A popular grain alcohol, commonly available for $20.00 at most liquor stores.
The catch is that this alcohol is 190 proof, which means that, for those who can do the math, this shit is 95% pure alcohol, higher than over the counter rubbing alcohol. The most amazing part of drinking it is not how three shots can fuck you up to a reasonable degree or the fact that there is a XXX on the bottle, but instead the fact that it leaves your mouth numb and your throat slightly burned if drank straight.
The kind of drink to enjoy when feeling suicidal, but not when you want to hook up, for you will end up passed out on the floor naked with a strong case of whiskey dick anyway.
"Did you get that graves, son?"
"Hell yeah, brother. I'm trying to put dem purple spots on my liver tonight."
by URI boi January 15, 2009
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Graped

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A mix of "Groped" and "Raped". Often happens to Japanese women on crowded public trains. Usually carried out by perverts who's finger is larger in length and girth than their penis.
"It was horrible, I was graped by a twilight fan on the train today!"
by PhancyStar April 26, 2009
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grape smuggler

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A man who wears his pants too tight, giving the appearance that he's carrying grapes in his crotch. Also someone who proudly wears a speedo.
by Senorvee December 31, 2007
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grape grog

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"It's a good thing that bitch was stretched out or else I wouldn't have been able to grape grog her like I did."
by Harrison March 14, 2004
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Grape Pancake

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Kokichi Oma. Grape. Pancake.

Reason: He is a grape due to being purple
Reason 2: he was made into a pancake by the hydraulic press. Play chapter 5.

Kokichi Oma is from Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony fyi
by GrapePancakes4breakfast August 24, 2020
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Grape Fruits

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One who has grapefruit sizes balls.
He grape fruits are fuzzy not smooth.
by MamaLucia September 14, 2008
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Grape Lady

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An act that requires a rare combination of dexterity and strength, as the female initiates a deep throat, the male pours wine over her head with one hand, and gives a "one inch punch" to the chest simultaneously with the other hand, causing the woman to lose her breath, gurgle, and moan. A successful "Grape Lady" will cause the woman to say any derivation of the phrases "ooohhh, oooh" "stop, stop, stop" and "I can't breathe."
After receiving the Grape Lady, the wine soaked woman fell off the bed trying to regain her breath.
by shacknerz February 22, 2008
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