Tea Garden

The act of a male squatting over the head of a female in order to cover the entirety of the female's face in feces and urine.

'So what'd you do this weekend?'

'The wife said for our anniversary she wanted to go to a tea garden, so I squatted over her face and covered her in shit and piss.'

'Nice!'

by Zyah-C! April 12, 2009

sausage garden

A garden in which grows sausages

"I saw this guy who owns a sausage garden"

"Awesome"

by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005

Pub Garden

The rear facing version of a Gunt. It is predominately found in females, and occurs when the arse is so large it begins to encapsulate the hamstring, thus creating a roomy, friendly place to stop and take a break.

Hey, look at the size of that womans arse, it's massive!!
Yeah, its a real Pub Garden

by Beer Monkey & Honey Badger August 27, 2012

grey garden

Referring to the pubic hair of an elderly female.

I would like to visit your grey garden.

by 80 @ <3 April 25, 2014

olive garden pussy

when someone takes their date to olive garden in order to secure having sex after the date.

Last night, I got some breadsticks and he got some Olive Garden Pussy

by anywhoser December 18, 2016

dirty garden tool

When you want to call someone a hoe, but you can't because someone important is around, so you just say this.

You: Fucking hoe!
Momma: Da faq you just call your sister?!
You: A dirty garden tool!

by OneDirectionMakesMeWantToDie March 27, 2017

Sold up the garden path

This seems to be a mixture of "led down the garden path" (meaning misled) and "sold up the river" (meaning "handed over to law enforcement", slang derived from the fact that Sing-Sing state prison is "up the (Hudson?) river" from New York City).

The enthusiastic young first-time buyer was led down the garden path by the unscrupulous used-car salesman.

The entire gang that pulled off the bank heist was sold up the river by the getaway driver after he was picked up and interrogated the next day.

by Mark Caruso September 16, 2005