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lesbian friday

term used to describe a day where you do absolutely nothing, nothing productive anyway

insert any day of the week you want
The boss is pissed we didn't get anything done today.

Yeah, i almost feel bad for him because he doesn't know tomorrow is lesbian friday. We're not gonna do dick.
by lowass3173 December 19, 2009
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Fake Friday

The day before a lone holiday in the middle of the week.
Jim: This Fake Friday on Tuesday is the kicks!

Bo: Sure, but Thursday's gonna feel like a Real Monday.
by jluc77 November 11, 2009
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stir-friday

(stirfry day)
First used on the tv show Archer, stir friday is when a couple plans a friday to make stirfry together. These strange events dont make much sense to normal, actually fun people, but if you were to ask the couple why they do this they would most likely reply "Because we like to have fun together and try new things." The real reason these events exist is to make boring people feel like they have accomplished something exciting and to distract from how truly gay they are.
A: "Is Chuck coming to the bachelor party?"
B: "No, he said he can't miss stir-friday again, its his turn to cook"
A: "Wow, thats weak... he was so fun before he met Judy"
by sparrow802 July 27, 2010
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the king friday

the sexual act of put any kind of alcohol in woman vagina then sucking it out with a straw
lindsay wanted to try the king friday so we used some left over vodka from the last party
by The king Friday September 5, 2013
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Goodbye Friday

new young pop punk band that will blow you away with their talent and their sound! This band consists of 4 members, Rocco, Mark, Aaron, and Anthony. Coolest, most fun kids you'll ever meet!
Dude, are you going to see Goodbye Friday at the show on Saturday?!
by GoodbyeFridayFAN April 25, 2010
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Is it Friday Already?

Intended to be in the same vain as "That's What She Said", used when someone inadvertently makes a comment that could be interpereted as sexual in nature. The result of which makes it seem as though the speaker embarks on this kind of thing weekly. It originated from the movie "The Usual Suspects" where 5 characters are jailed, and one states after being strip-searched...

Fenster: Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight.

Hockney: Is it Friday already?
Notable uses.

"Man, you sprayed that shit all over me!"
"Hm, is it Friday already?"

(While playing Halo)
"Damn, man. I got shot by 3 guys at one time."
"Oh, is it Friday already?"
by IsaacHarcourt May 21, 2010
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McDonald Friday

The day that Manuel Uribe (World's Fattest Man) chokes on a Shamrock Shake at McDonald's and dies. He then preceeds to rise 3 days later and goes around and gives people cakes, hamburgers, and other heart-attack-on-a-plates to spread the joy of his rising and also to inform that he is running for mayor. What's strange is that these events happen at the exact same time as Black Friday/Easter
when was easter? sorry I got too much cake for mcdonald friday
by Ruppert Leeroy Jackson III February 24, 2009
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