Thomas Fortin

The Best friend a girl/guy can have! A Really great bf he cares very deeply for the girl he's with!

Do you Know Thomas?
Thomas who?
Thomas Fortin He's my best friend and has been for a very long time!

by atlillian October 14, 2011

forum farting

The act of correcting someone else in a forum (internet or in real life) in a manner where no one else appreciates the correction other than the person doing correcting. Usually the person doing the correction is also factually incorrect.

I had to sit in on a meeting with the corporate executives today. They pretty much spent the whole time congratulating themselves on a job well done and forum farting on one another about technical details of a the project they understood poorly.

by cinnabunzable August 23, 2011

dick farting

the act of blowing a raspberry on the dick

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.

by elgatoloco January 29, 2014

creative farting

The ability to fart spontaneously some times in a tune or rhythm

Creative farting

by geez657 May 13, 2015

Dounut Forking

(Commonly happens in the Ghettos)
When Someone slashes a car's tires of a person they hate, so they are ripped and don't work.

Hey, did you see what happened to that guy in Newark? A ton of Dounut Forking happened to his Prius last night!

by Winter The Wolf September 25, 2015

jack farting

Jack fart: (V) to act like a complete goofball or turd shit

*Football team messing around*
Coach: STOP JACK FARTING AROUND!

by Speed6 March 16, 2016

Contact Farting

The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.

"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"

by Van Nostram September 20, 2016