Folk Culture

The phrase your AP Human Geography teacher won’t shut the fuck up about.

Now tell me, how does this effect Folk Culture, and if that’s good or bad

by Old_Ben November 12, 2017

Cancel Culture

A fake culture made up by faggots so they can be "powerful", since their legs are probably fucking melted rubber when they attempt to stand up and do actual shit. Cancel culture is an act of canceling someone on the internet for their opinion, so the world is a "safer" place. Cancel culture is known for being incredibly racist and homophobic to straight and white people, though cause an 8th ocean made entirely out of tears if someone misspells a name. Cancel culture is also a hell spawn of fatherless children who are spoiled brats and only care about sexuality and sex, because they are whores and pedophiles. For some reason mods like to "suck" their toes.

Internet Dude 1: *replies to cancel culture* Hey, bread isn't purple.

Cancel Culture: How dare you call me "dude"! I am Yulihbageduiah, God of Periwinkle. King of taco-bell, maker of child porn, destroyer of "Nazis" , an Ultimate God. You can't disrespect me. I will cancel you.

Internet Dude 1: bouta get the FBI on this pedophilia shit *calls FBI*
Internet Dudes 2 & 3: What's going on?
Internet Dude 1: bouta teach this mothafucka some goddamn justice

Cancel Culture: You can't call the FBI on me. That's transphobic. I will cancel you all.

Internet Dudes: We have the right to report illegal activity since the dawn of humanity idiot.

Cancel Culture: Well, I have the right to cancel you and call mods. @Mods!

Internet Dudes: 😨 we gonna see weird shit, brace yourself!

Mod: You can't disrespect my princess. Banned!

Internet Dudes: ah shit here we go again.

Mod: I am so CLOSE to losing my virginity. It has been more than 1 x 1010^100 years, and I am still waiting. You will no longer ruin my ultimate goal. I have been incapable to die until I lose my virginity, now I c-

FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Internet Dudes: phew, the FBI got here in time

Cancel Culture and Mod: where my door go 😭

FBI: You are under arrest for being a fucking weirdo.

Mod: WAIT! Lemme lose my virginity first! I have b-

FBI: She's 4 for fucks sake 🥶

Mod: Love is love

& FBI: Hell naw, you getting a life sentence now nigga

GOOD ENDING: The pedophiles got arrested, and justice was served.

by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023

Trilingual Culture

The ability to speak, read, and write in three different languages but being unable to coherently communicate using them.

The Joon Hoops Groupchat is the epitome of 'trilingual culture.' Most of us are multicultural and can speak different languages but still end up being dumb as fuck.

by Loyalite March 7, 2020

Comparison Culture

A societal phenomenon in which individuals habitually engage in the practice of constantly measuring themselves, their achievements, possessions, and life circumstances against those of others. This pervasive tendency is fueled by the prevalence of social media, advertising, and the ease of access to others' curated narratives, which can lead to feelings of inadequacy, envy, and anxiety.

Comparison Culture often fosters unrealistic standards of success and happiness, as individuals strive to match or surpass the perceived achievements of their peers, acquaintances, or even celebrities. This can result in detrimental effects on mental health, self-esteem, and overall well-being, as the relentless pursuit of comparison tends to overshadow one's own accomplishments and unique life journey.

Comparison Culture makes me feel like I'm never going to be as good as anyone else I see on social media.

by SpinningHeart September 28, 2023

category culture

The way that we tend to group people based on their characteristics. It is a dehumanizing thought process and often collectively the origin of conflict. Stereotypes arise when people are put in boxes. Category culture proponents believe that we are all one and the same.

“Mom, is that a man or a woman?”
“Not sure, why?”
“Because I can’t tell.”
“Well it doesn’t really matter, they are human.”

In this example, the mother introduced the idea that category culture is unneeded for the individual to be understood as human.

by qwertyuiop aaaaaaakakamamalala June 30, 2021

alternative culture

Alternative culture is a type of culture that exists outside or on the fringes of mainstream or popular culture, usually under the domain of one or more subcultures. These subcultures may have little or nothing in common besides their relative obscurity, but cultural studies uses this common basis of obscurity to classify them as alternative cultures, or, taken as a whole, the alternative culture. Compare with the more politically charged term, counterculture.

In London, Camden Town was known for its alternative culture.

by unkinkyjonas December 24, 2022

Cancel Culture

The culture or active community of people who commit the action of "canceling" someone. To ruin someone's life by getting them de-platformed (banned) off of all social media and have them hated by the majority of humanity. You would do that by finding the tiniest imperfection in their history or a mistake they made. For example a tiny shoplifting crime they'd committed in there past or if they were in the wrong crowd 13 years ago.

Johnny: Oh look what I found according to this article. Michael Ronaldo stole a snickers bar 9 yeas ago.
Timmy: So what.
Johnny: Come on. We're going to go post this on social media and cancel him!
Timmy: Seriously, you're going to be one of those people involved in cancel culture?

by deware May 14, 2023