toads flagpole

In the pornographic film "Super Mario and the 7 bitches" Toad met up with his bitches and pumped them so hard. In this specific scene wii get to see Toads dick nick named "flagpole". This is different from your life because you get no bitches, I bet this is why your dad left you.

suck my toads flagpole

by MAG2.5 June 8, 2023

Boogie Fland

The greatest, most amazing basketball player/person you'll ever meet. He just shoots the three so perfectly. It like he's got eyes on the back of his head the way he playmakes.

Look at Boogie Fland man, so inspirational!

by wompwomp342 October 5, 2023

Ned Flanders

A crack head who is living in the Simpsons and is annoying as fuck.

I met a Ned Flanders yesterday.

by GlizzyGobbler69man November 14, 2023

Little Flander

Moseys todger

Suck my little flander

by The prince of kk November 30, 2023

Elementary Flagpole

Right after you blow your load in her mouth, duct tape her mouth shut. Then unleash your fury onto her jaw until she is knocked out. Then, take her to the nearest elementary school and tie her up to the flag pole naked.

Hey man last night was crazy fucked up, I invited this hot chic over to fuck but instead I gave her the elementary flagpole

by Elementary Flagpole August 20, 2024

Vietnamese Flagpole

A sexual act where one is lifted into the air using only a dick that’s inside of them, and then spins around on the aforementioned dick.

Guy 1: “My girlfriend’s been trying to spice it up in the bedroom recently, what should i do?”
Guy 2: “Give her the Vietnamese Flagpole, that one always works bro.”

by Stephen Barry February 3, 2025

the fanpucker, electrokxnesis

person named kinesis, who fanny pucks.

man, kinesis was fanny pucking last sesh, might as well call them the fanpucker, electrokxnesis!

by kinesis the "fanpucker" March 8, 2026